Name a "superhot" celebrity who you don't think is all that attractive

[Bucky]

Any woman with trout lips--Jolene Blalock, Jerri Ryan, Heather Locklear, Angelina Jolie, Vivica Fox, Pamela Anderson....

Lots of the above have gone plastic to shellack their looks, but the results are never good.

others?

[flvegan]

1. 95% of them.

[gmoney]

2. Used to be considered superhot: Susan Sarandon

her eyes always bugged me

[Aristus]

3. Used to? Nope. Still smokin' HOT!:

[SeattleGirl]

5. She sure is!

:hi:

[driver8]

95. She is gorgeous. Have you seen her daughter??

I will try to find a photo and post it.

[Jack from Charlotte]

131. She's 61 years old. (nfm)

*

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. all female blondes with the exception of marilyn

[Bucky]

124. Manson isn't blond

[Generator]

6. Julia Roberts Julia Roberts Julia Roberts

She always bugged me (maybe the leaving men every other day thing is kinda RUDE) and I think she's not even pretty much less the "American beauty" she was made out to be. YES, I would rather do Lyle Lovett than her. More interesting at least.

[Throd]

35. Homely, untalented, annoying, self-absorbed...

[Sweet Freedom]

72. Agreed.

I have never thought her to be the beauty she has been labeled. Especially since she changed her hair to that odd blonde-ish color.

[Pool Hall Ace]

7. Brad Pitt

bland, like leftover take-out rice.

[Left Is Write]

48. Yeah. He's okay, but I don't understand all the fuss.

[AwakeAtLast]

8. Matthew McConaughey

He does nothing for me. x(

[ThomCat]

21. Ooh, that man does something for me.

:blush:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

58. You're a horrible, horrible person.

:P

[OzarkDem]

27. Kinda weird

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[Malikshah]

40. He just has to say "darlin" with a sheen of sweat after coming in from

doin the lawn and I lose all sense of self-esteem.

[regnaD kciN]

52. Right-wing asshole, too...

Remember how he led the boos against Micheal Moore at the Academy Awards? :puke:

[Connonym]

71. he did?

well now I officially hate his stinky ass

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

140. and made fun of antiwar demonstrators whenhe hosted SNL

that show's rightwing enough, but it was really bad that week

[barb162]

54. Yeah, I don't get how he became popular n/t

[Skittles]

59. OMG THANK YOU

I can't even say so-so - I see NOTHING

[AwakeAtLast]

129. You're welcome

I seem to have struck a chord here.

[MissMillie]

69. I'm with you on that one

:thumbsup:

[Arugula Latte]

80. Put me in with the anti-Matthew McConaughey crowd.

Yuck.

I think he's losing his hair and I hope he goes bald as a lightbulb. :D

[Shell Beau]

106. He's only the love of my life!!!

*swoon*


:loveya:


:bounce:

[quiet.american]

116. I hear you. I always thought he was quite odd-looking.

Loved him in "About Schmidt," though.

[NewJeffCT]

9. Never understood the appeal of Richard Gere

and others.

[AlCzervik]

15. oh i do.

[NewJeffCT]

10. Christie Brinkley

never liked her

[AZBlue]

11. Keira Knightly

[LibraLiz1973]

29. Ewww. me too

[regnaD kciN]

53. Sorry, can't agree with you there...

[billyskank]

99. Me too. I don't dig thin women.

Keira is too thin to turn me on.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

12. Tom Cruise

Richard Gere, Sylvester Stallone, That guy with the long, blond hair who does the "I can't believe it's not butter" ads... Fabio???

[Sugar Smack]

66. Fabio's funny, in a kind of simian way.

I love him on principle. ;-)

[devilgrrl]

75. I like Fabio too - I'm told that he doesn't take himself too seriously...

and that he's basically a nice guy.

[Sugar Smack]

78. He doesn't. *Grins*

Did you see the photo of the poor guy being hit in the face with a seagull?

[devilgrrl]

94. Yes, I remember that, poor guy.

He took it like a man. :shrug:

[quiet.american]

117. Yes, Tom Cruise. Tiny and scary with that programmed-looking smile. n/t

[Mythsaje]

13. I think Angelina's are natural

but she's scary thin these days. I'm a bit worried about her.

[NewJeffCT]

64. I think you're right on her lips

I saw some show where they had video of her at 11 or 12 years old and her lips looked even bigger then - like, she's grown into them over the years.

[Bucky]

125. Hey, a giraffe's lips are natural too. I still wouldn't wanna smooch on one

[mvd]

14. Well, I've never been attracted to the ones you mentioned

I'm attracted to a mix of blondes, brunettes, and redheads, and also don't have a certain pattern to those I don't find so attractive.

A few more who are not that attractive IMO:

Lindsay Lohan
Britney Spears
Penelope Cruz
Sandra Bullock
Julia Roberts
Paris Hilton
Gwyneth Paltrow
Jennifer Lopez

Nicole Kidman and Halle Berry are overrated, IMO - they are pretty, but just don't have a lot of appeal.

[Bucky]

126. Nicole Kidman is so pretty she's boring

Sandra Bullock, OTOH, is what God was thinking when he came up with this whole sex thing.

[Dr. Strange]

16. Denise Richards n/t

[mvd]

19. I have to agree here

[LibraLiz1973]

31. Yeah. She's gross

[Redstone]

17. Any of 'em who have HFTs.

(Horrible Fake Tits.)

You know, the ones that look like they have two halves of a soccer ball attached to their chest.

Redstone

[jgraz]

32. Good for you. Hold out for those high-quality fake tits

:hide:

[Redstone]

38. Not me, cool. I like 'em the way nature made 'em. No fakes, not even good ones.

Redstone

[Skittles]

60. whatever do you mean

[Sweet Freedom]

73. I call them tupperware tits. /nt

[DS1]

18. Jessica Alba

she's okay

[mvd]

20. Aww, I like Jessica

And Keira, who was mentioned above. :-)

[DS1]

22. I like Keira way more than Jessica

Jessica just doesn't have "it" for me, even if she's got a solid collection of nice looking parts they just don't come together for me

[AlCzervik]

23. Keira has a beautiful face, Jessica is pretty but Keira is timeless.

[mvd]

25. She never has made my crush list, but still,

I think Jessica's very pretty with an improved attitude of late.

[Mr. Blonde]

43. I have been told I'm gay so many times

because I say Alba does nothing for me. I don't know what it is, but absolutely nothing. She actually looks a little weird to me.

[mac56]

85. I love Jessica Alba.

I lurve her.

:loveya:

She's up there with Sandra Bullock as far as I'm concerned.

[rockymountaindem]

24. Sarah Jessica Parker

I hate to quote Family Guy but she does look like a foot. Every time I see her on TV I have to ask myself how many people are losing out because *she's* there.

[GRLMGC]

26. Everytime I hear that on Family Guy,

I always crack up.

The thing about her is that sometimes she looks pretty but other times, she looks really ugly. It's odd.

[mvd]

28. I agree on her not being so photogenic

Good personality, though, and for me that counts for a lot.

[AlCzervik]

33. yup, i don't get it.

[VLC]

37. You mean because only the beautiful should be on TV?

[rockymountaindem]

39. Yeah, that's exactly what I mean

:sarcasm:

[VLC]

41. That was your opportunity to explain

But I guess being rude is easier. That's how it sounds.

[rockymountaindem]

42. I feel no need to explain a perfectly harmless remark n/t

[VLC]

46. Every time I see her on TV I have to ask myself how many people are losing out because *she's* there

Whatever. You don't have to explain. And now I know not to talk to you.

[rockymountaindem]

47. Suits me n/t

[mitchum]

57. She could play the love interest in the inevitable "Mr Ed" movie

[Mad_Dem_X]

70. Ewww, yes

Fugly with a capital F.

[CreekDog]

139. "Yeah. Even if it kills us."

[jgraz]

30. Right there with ya

My absolutely beautiful girlfriend (no bias here) thinks she doesn't look right because she doesn't have huge pouty lips. I don't understand it.

[Pushed To The Left]

34. Here's one:

Just doesn't do it for me....

[Beausoir]

45. Oh gawd! He's teh hawt!

[Left Is Write]

51. Why are you posting pictures of Rabrrrrrr?

[Rabrrrrrr]

65. That's not me - that's my fetish!

:loveya:







:rofl:

[Lilith Velkor]

36. George Clooney

He just looks like one of those skanky old guys at the nightclub trying to pick up college women.

[Skittles]

61. please tell me what nightclubs you visit

yes INDEED :o

[MysticalChicken]

109. I never understood Clooney crushes either.

Hugh Laurie, on the other hand... :loveya:

[sundog]

44. milo ventimiglia

everyone's all like oohh ahhhh

and i'm like :shrug:

[judaspriestess]

49. scarlett johanson & jennifer aniston

sorry but they are not attractive in my book.

[gmoney]

55. Can I have them for my book?

:)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

50. trout lips...

:spray:

How about Gourami lips?

[Shell Beau]

108. Those are my fishies!!!!

We have those in our aquarium!! So cute! Kinds mean too!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

114. They're mean?

But they seem so sweet...kissing and all...

[Shell Beau]

115. Yeah, I was just as shocked as you are!!

:P

They do tend to be a little aggressive. I have 3, and one of them is the outcast. They will not let him join the group. They chase him off every time! Bless his little ole fish heart!!

:sill:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

121. Awww...Poor thing!

I can relate... :hug: Hugs for fishy. :hug:

[Shell Beau]

128. That is supposed to say :silly:

:silly:

:P

[RFKHumphreyObama]

56. While I hate to make generalizations

I generally find that most of the celebrities 34 years and under who are considered superhot are not celebrities who I find attractive. There are notable exceptions -Emmy Rossum, Nicholle Tom, Maggie Gyllenhal, Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles and some others -but as a general rule I find this to be true

[Skittles]

63. Ms. Stiles looks good until she smiles

then she reminds me of a South Park character

[Starbucks Anarchist]

62. The Paris/Lindsay/Nicole/Etc vortex of vapidity.

[RedCappedBandit]

76. Vortex of Vapidity..

i LOVE it! :toast:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

81. Thank you, sir!

:toast:

[BelgianMadCow]

123. Ding Ding DUzy?

a winner for me

[Pool Hall Ace]

67. Oh, that Dr. McDreamy guy

I don't even know his real name. He does nothing for me.

[DarkTirade]

68. I'd agree with you on all of those except for Jolene and Angelina

I'd say that 90% of porn stars don't do it for me... too much fakeness.

Oddly enough though, I like some artificialness... just as long as it's not trying too hard to be real. I.E., I like neon pink hair just fine, but bleached blonde I don't find attractive. :)

[Rob H.]

74. Eva Longoria

Yeah, she's cute and all, but way overhyped.

Edited to add: I agree with most of your choices except for Angelina. I remember seeing her in Hackers way back in 1995 and thinking, "Wow! Who's that?" I still think she's lovely, despite her apparent insanity while she was married to Billy Bob Thornton. :P

[ceile]

77. Gwenyth Paltrow

yech

[edbermac]

79. Pam Anderson.

Cute as hell when she first appeared in Playboy, but after all that plastic surgery she looks exactly like that, plastic.

[Pierre.Suave]

82. Angelina Jolie

She does NOTHING for me, NOTHING!

[mac56]

84. Second on that.

Idoan geddit, either.

I think Brad made a bad, bad mistake.

[cynatnite]

83. Johnny Depp...

I just don't see it.

[Phillycat]

90. Really?

You might be the only one in the world. He has chemistry with men, women, inatimate objects, and houseplants. :D

[cynatnite]

92. He just does nothing for me...

Even when girls were going nuts for him on 21 Jumpstreet I thought he was too skinny and had too much of a babyface. He has never appealed to me any way whatsoever.

My oldest daughter thinks I'm nuts anyway. She thinks he's sex with legs.

[fudge stripe cookays]

137. .

Sex with legs! :rofl:

Exactly! Tell your daughter I'm stealing that!

[AmBlue]

86. James Spader n/t

[AmBlue]

87. truth is...

It may be only me that thinks he's super hot, despite the fact that he's not all that attractive. It's all about what's between the ears for me...

[Mad_Dem_X]

122. James Spader has a sexy voice

And he was uber hot when he was younger, like in Pretty in Pink. YOWZA!

[AmBlue]

138. yep

also uber steamy in Stargate, Crash, and sex, lies & videotape.

[peekaloo]

88. What's that woman's name, I think she's married to Harry Hamlin, who had

her vagina implanted under nose?

Horrendous!

[Pool Hall Ace]

89. Lisa Rinna ?

Very trout-lipped, too!

[peekaloo]

91. Yes. Thank you.

I didn't want to disparage trouts. }(

[Amaya]

93. Angelina Jolie is unbelievably stunning

but Pam Anderson- :wtf: I don't get why she is considered "hot"

[Auggie]

96. Paris Hilton

[sniffa]

97. tyra banks

:puke:

[Phillycat]

100. Look at that. The one thing on the face of the earth on which we agree.

Her forehead is the size of Montana. She has a fivehead.

[MilesColtrane]

141. Not unlike Pam Oliver.

She does a decent job as a NFL sidelines reporter, and has an attractive face, but that gianormous forehead is a dealbreaker.

[annonymous]

98. Victoria Beckham , Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise, John Travolta

Victoria Beckham looks so fake to me while Paris Hilton is overexposed. Tom Cruise and John Travolta have never appealed to me.

[WildEyedLiberal]

101. Brad Pitt

I've tried to get into him but no matter how hard I look I'm just "meh."

[MysticalChicken]

111. Yeah, Pitt is not hot.

I have never thought he was.

[book_worm]

102. Betty Rubble

[terrya]

103. Orlando Bloom

I'm sorry, I just don't think he's that hot. :shrug:

[Phillycat]

119. For me, depends on the pic.

Sometimes he looks to effeminate, and then sometimes...ROWR. :D

[terrya]

120. Well....

He does look better with the short hair. :-)

I still don't think he's as attractive as others do.

[Shell Beau]

104. Not too big on Jolie myself!!

:shrug:

[WinkyDink]

105. Brad Pitt and Matthew McConaughey.

[PeaceNikki]

107. Viggo Mortensen

meh.

[Amaya]

110. I agree

very meh...

[ThomCat]

113. I have never understood why people think he's handsome.

He's not. He just really isn't. Not at all.

[Phillycat]

118. Me too!

He strikes me as really cheesy - EXCEPT as Aragorn. Otherwise, he reminds me of a cheesy soap opera style actor.

[MysticalChicken]

112. Leonardo DiCaprio

I've never been even slightly attracted to him. His face is too round and I don't like blond hair on guys.

When I was a teenager my parents thought I liked him, because apparently all teenage girls think Leonardo DiCaprio is hot, and it took me forever to convince them that I hate the way he looks. Yes, I saw Romeo and Juliet, but I saw it because I was a Claire Danes fan when I was a teenager.

[Lance_Boyle]

127. Jennifer Aniston. Meh.

I had a friend who insisted she was the pinnacle of beauty. I think he's short-sighted.

[Lethe]

130. here's my list:

Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Keira Knightly (just plain ugly and sounded dumb as a rock on The Daily Show), Julia Roberts, Cindy Crawford (back in the day she was popular), Scarlet Johansen (ok, but not hot), Alicia Silverstone (back in her day)

[Mike03]

132. Gweneth Paltrow

I thought she was spectacular in Se7en and The Talented Mr. Ripley, but when people defacto describe her as incredibly gorgeous--or name her the most beautiful celebrity--I am a bit perplexed.

[MrsMatt]

133. Jessica Biel

her face looks two dimensional to me - no depth.

[Norwood]

134. Paris Hilton, Victoria Beckham, Pam Anderson, Jenna Jameson

I don't really dig the women who look like they're made of plastic.

[nadine_mn]

135. Brad Pitt, Nicole Kidman, McDreamy, any female with clavicles

that can chop salad


I like my men more real looking like Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs (shhh don't tell my hubby :) )

[Pacifist Patriot]

136. Good grief. Most of them.

I see the covers of fashion / fan / gossip magazines in the check out line and don't recognize 95% of the cover shots. Very rarely do I see a truly natural beauty, male or female.