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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-29-07 08:43 AM
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Robot Bartender
ROBOT BARTENDER



A man walked into a very high-tech bar.

As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender
was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked,
'Sir, what will you have?'

The man thought a moment, then replied, 'A martini, please'.

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best
martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked,
'Sir, what is your IQ?'

The man answered, 'Oh, about 164.'

The robot then proceeded to discuss Einstein's theory
of relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest
medical breakthroughs, etc.

The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought
he would try a different tactic.

He returned and took a seat. Again, the robot clicked
and asked what he would have.

'A martini, please.'

Again it was superb. The robot again asked, 'What is your IQ, sir?'

This time the man answered, 'Oh, about 100'.

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing
and what to expect the Steelers to do this weekend.

The guy just had to try it one more time. So he left,
returned and took a stool . . . This time he ordered
a beer and got the question 'What is your IQ?'

This time the man drawled out 'Uh . . 'bout 50.'

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

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'A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?'


Got this email from a friend just now. I'm still laughing. Don't expect me to post a joke like this a year from now.
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