I have a sty, in my eye, and it ain't fly!

[TommyO]

In fact, it's pretty darned ugly and uncomfortable - blech!

[Dr. Strange]

1. Tell me why! n/t

[TommyO]

3. Must I?

[Dr. Strange]

5. Oh, yes. Aye, aye!

[TommyO]

9. Why? Because of some Staphylococci, of course.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Oh me, oh my.

Feel bad for ya guy!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

2. Do you think

You will die?

[TommyO]

4. No, but I may cry.

[Hand]

6. Put some ointment on it.

There's an over the counter ointment called Stye that works great. Um... except the stye comes to a head and ruptures, which is rather gross. But you feel much better afterward.

[TommyO]

8. I get them once or twice a year

I didn't know about that OTC ointment, I'll check it out tonight. Thanks!

[Hand]

14. Yer welcome!

I haven't had one for quite a while; life seems complete without them, however. :hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Oh my oh my, what if it IS fly?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6972564

[TommyO]

10. If it's fly, I must drink chai!

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. I scry that you must chai your eye to avoid the fly!

[TommyO]

12. I'll give it a try, a cure would be like a gift from the Magi.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

15. This attempt at rhyming

Makes me sigh.