A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said

[bridgit]

"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

[DS1]

1. charming

I'd have said "Oh, in that case, I don't talk to turds"

[Dr. Strange]

2. She's lucky she didn't get tasered!

Nice joke!

[Richard Steele]

3. LOL!

I have a feeling that question could come in handy in real life!