I smoked a cigarette today

[Perseid]

what did you do that was socially unacceptable?

PS: I may have also burped, but I wasn't in a forest, and no trees fell down, so I think I'm okay.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Perseid...

So...you smoked a cigarette today?

Are you trying to quit?

I hope you are...:hug:

What did I do?

Hmm...

I can't think of anything! :cry:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. I smoked way more than that.

[applegrove]

3. Not one more cigarette You HEAR!

[otherlander]

4. Burst out laughing in a library.

I had too much coffee, okay?

[liberaltrucker]

5. While waiting for repairs on my truck

I hit on the pretty redhead at the parts counter.
No luck, but she was rather impressed with my line.

;)

[Crazy Dave]

6. Smoked a cigar

Cigar and cigarette smoke is a great idiot repellent :)

[Jamastiene]

7. I smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. Now,

I'm starting on a second pack and thinking about drinking for the first time in years. I've also ogled lots of pictures of women online and intend to make a night of ogling more pictures of women. Naked or not, I don't care. I just enjoy looking at pictures of pretty women. Women hate me, so that's REALLY unacceptable. Guess what, ladies? If ya put your pictures online, I'm looking at them. :evilgrin:

Hell, if I can get in touch with any old friends, I may just get rip roaring stoned off my ass tonight. I really really want to be a bad bad girl tonight. I think I will. Time to be bad. :evilgrin:

[xchrom]

9. i gotch ya bad girl back!

you go on -- and have a good old fashioned debauch -- i'm a fan of them myself.

[Jamastiene]

16. ...

:D :pals:

[Sugar Smack]

18. OMG, I forgot JUST how great you are!

OMG, OMG. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Jamastiene]

19. Hey, Beautiful...

Thank you. I'll never forget how great you are. Any new pictures of you online I can ogle? You've always been so beautiful. *Eating my heart out* :loveya:

[BlackVelvet04]

8. Off with your head........

:-)

actually I smoke every day.

[Generic Brad]

10. I just advocated the tasering of infants

Yep. That should do it.

[FloridaJudy]

11. Arrrrrrrrr! Taser the smoking landlubber!

What can I say? I only have two more hours in which to take advantage of Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day.

I also smoked, but avoided catching fire (which would have been truly unacceptable - at least to me).

[NashVegas]

12. I "Wrote Up" a Co-worker

Which is normally against my code (I'd rather discuss things in person).

A week ago, she wrote me up for behavior that she instigated but better yet, was guilty of (and worse!) herself just a week prior. I was like, "FUCK that."

[DS1]

13. I tried to restart the heart of an aborted fetus

by, you guessed it, tasering it

[Blue-Jay]

14. Who cares?

Smoke another one, eat a baby cow, breastfeed a man-bat, and get back to us.

[AlCzervik]

15. i smoked cigarettes today and drank 4 or 5 bottles of wine, kept a glass in my hand all the time.

[originalpckelly]

17. Pwease don't smoke, everytime you do a widdle bunny wabbit dies.