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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 12:12 AM
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So I sayes to me wife with da wodden leg...
Peg...
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 12:18 AM
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1. Oh, that old joke!
Too damn much, Chris...lol...

:rofl:

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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 12:20 AM
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2. What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.

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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 12:22 AM
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3. I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer
and saw...
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 12:23 AM
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4. I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer
and Saw...
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 12:27 AM
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6. What does that one legged lady call herself?
Eileen
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 12:24 AM
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5. Ghoulardi loves playing poker...
Here's how you play; you get a girl, and you poker...

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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 12:42 AM
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7. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 08:10 AM
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9. Why did the man name is dog with no legs cigarette?
Cause every day he takes him out for a drag
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-31-07 12:58 AM
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8. Two Orthodox Jews walk into a bar in Brooklyn and say "ouch"...




















Well, what do you expect them to say?!?!?






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