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Labors of Hercules Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 09:30 AM
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If I were a Woman, I would be a Lesbian.
Edited on Sat Aug-11-07 09:54 AM by Labors of Hercules
Women are amazing to me... :loveya:

So, Where do you stand on the scale of sexual preference?
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 11:04 AM
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1. Oh, like a Kinsey 1
Mostly hetero with burnished undertones of homo
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-12-07 08:27 AM
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30. Me too.
Occasionally, I hit 2 though. Depends on the day.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-12-07 11:07 AM
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35. And the woman.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 11:07 AM
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2. Women fascinate me
I need to experience this phenomenon.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 11:11 AM
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3. I am straight, but not narrow.
:D

I love the menfolk, but sometimes I look at another woman and yeah, I can see the appeal. ;-)

It's not enough that I'd act on it, but it does provide an interesting lift to my day.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 11:13 AM
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4. Through a horrible accident of birth I'm hopelessly hetero.
I'm thinking I need to go to one of those camps or something.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 02:09 PM
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15. You mean like "ex-straight" camp?
Edited on Sat Aug-11-07 02:10 PM by LostinVA
I think there's someone in GD who went there.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 11:27 AM
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5. Right down the middle...
:hi: 3 on the Kinsey scale. :)
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 11:45 AM
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6. Steve Martin once said,
"If I were a woman, I'd always be playing with my boobs."

Dolly Parton said, "If I were a man, I'd be a drag queen."
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 11:48 AM
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7. heh-heh...
:thumbsup:
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 11:48 AM
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8. i like both genders
Edited on Sat Aug-11-07 11:50 AM by buddhamama
i couldn't care less gender. it is the person i am attracted to. :)
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 02:05 PM
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12. Ditto that. nt
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 11:54 AM
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9. Hetero
Edited on Sat Aug-11-07 11:55 AM by Maestro
Women do it for me. Yummy! However, I have many gay friends and in fact in my 39 years I think more gay men have hit on me than straight women. What's up with that? :)
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Labors of Hercules Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 02:53 PM
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17. yeah, me too... what IS up with that???
Edited on Sat Aug-11-07 02:56 PM by Labors of Hercules
Not that I'm complaining... It actually boosts my ego significantly. :evilgrin:
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 04:00 PM
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21. Look below
I posted in the wrong place. :banghead:
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 03:59 PM
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20. We groom ourselves well?
Can match our clothes well? Keep our bodies in shape? Don't act like beings on testosterone overload? :shrug:
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Labors of Hercules Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-12-07 09:08 AM
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31. Grooming and matching clothes have a lot to do with it...
Sometimes I think women prefer slobs.
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 02:02 PM
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10. I forgot which way the scale goes
The one between heterosexual and bisexual.
More women are intially attractive to me than men. I think that is because more women take care of their appeatrance. The people who I end up most attracted to though are men. If I have an attractive female friend, I usually get used to her being attractive. If I have an attrative male friend, I often have gotten more attracted to him and sometimes have even ended up attracted to those who I did not find initially attractive even though they did nothing to improve their appearance. All my long term crushed have been on men.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 02:04 PM
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11. I'm smack in the middle of the Kinsey scale
and a fag hag to boot.

I'm interesting.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 02:06 PM
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13. I likes me some men. I appreciate feminine beauty....
but I don't fall in love with women, nor do I want to sleep with women.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 02:07 PM
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14. I hear you talking...
Women are the ONLY way to go
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 02:11 PM
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16. The female body to me is amazing
Edited on Sat Aug-11-07 02:16 PM by GoPsUx
If i was a female I'd never leave the house.
:evilgrin:
I have found men attractive and some guys are built in ways that i wish i was.
But I never had an urge to sleep with one.
Or to even fear any advances from one..
As a matter of fact it is flattering..It just ain't my schtick.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 03:57 PM
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19. you're like my boyfriend
he brags about gay men hitting on him - SEE, BOTH SEXES ARE ATTRACTED TO ME!!! Get over yourself already I tell him. :o
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 04:28 PM
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25. I am sure that is one of the things you love about him
Tolerance..:D
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 10:51 PM
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29. it is kind of sweet
yes INDEED :thumbsup: it's just that he is so.....SMUG about it :o
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 02:57 PM
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18. Kinsey 6
I like men exclusively sexually.

I respect women, I think they're pretty amazing, also. :-)

I'm just not interested in them that way.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 04:02 PM
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22. I like being a man
I love the female body, but am happy in mine :)

I would soooo abuse myself if I were a woman :hide:

:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 04:05 PM
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23. If I were a Lesbian, I'd be a woman.
Stands to reason. ;)
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 04:09 PM
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24. Funniest real-life line ever: "I would be a Lesbian BUT..."
This woman friend who went through a lot with two husbands, then boyfriends, sexual abuse of her children, and all the economic woes that go with this scenario said, ruefully,

"I've been through so much crap with men, I've honestly thought about giving them up but I like d**k too much."




P.S., after I started typing this, I started worrying that there might be something flameworthy and offensive in it. I don't think so, but if so, mods please delete.)
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Labors of Hercules Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-12-07 09:15 AM
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32. Not offensive at all... funny! nt
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 04:40 PM
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26. You must be a very patient guy
Women, at least in my family, talk so damn much about things I could care less about, even though I am another woman.

Generally, men are better at discussing something with substance.

Maybe it's the particular women I end up hanging out with, but all they talk about is food, diets, shopping, deal and bargains, all the mundane details of every person they talked to throughout the day, and worst of all, their diseases and medical treatments and those of every other female they met along the way today.
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dropkickpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 04:41 PM
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27. 3 on kinsey
Edited on Sat Aug-11-07 04:45 PM by dropkickpa
I have no definite preference, been in love with both sexes, been in lust, been friends. Women and men are both equally attractive. I tend to be more attracted to butch guys than any other type of man (not into femme-y guys at all):shrug: , but I'm not so picky when it comes to women, I like 'em uber-butch or uber-femme and most things in between. :loveya: I think if I HAD to choose one or the other, I'd choose none of the above, I just couldn't shut myself off from they way I feel about both.

FYI - I've never cheated on anyone with a person of the opposite sex (ie cheat on a boyfriend with a woman and vice versa). I HAVE been in open relationships where neither one of us limited each other, so we didn't consider it cheating at all so long as all parties understood how things were, be it with the opposite sex or same.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-11-07 04:47 PM
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28. Not sure where I am on this Kinsey thingy
Edited on Sat Aug-11-07 04:48 PM by RetroLounge
I've loved women.

I've loved men.

:shrug:

RL
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-12-07 10:28 AM
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33. Me, too!
Hey, wait a minute... ;)
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-12-07 10:48 AM
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34. My preference - "as often as possible"...
My orientation has me more turned on by curves and nice boobies than by "the package"... but i'm open to both.
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