I really need to give people more credit in terms of engaging in "safe sex"

[Deja Q]

I was at the store buying a new alarm clock tonight. I stopped by the noise machine devices as a quiet room is annoying. Without touching the box, I noted somebody had opened a package of Trojan Magnum condoms and spirited away all 8 discs of spermy death. Wow, $5.65 for a box of 8. 71 cents each. That's a lot of illegal banging going on... What next, take a trip to Minnehaha Falls and see a couple of wrappers littered on the dirt floor, just like I had seen 2 months ago? Damn litterbugs. Don't fuck up the planet when f... you get the idea.

So, rest assured, some well-endowed people* might have to steal condoms, but they aren't making little babies to discard somewhere.

* Not me. I proudly buy my own Magnums. Nobody to use them with, of course, so I just make balloon giraffes and doggies out of them...

[Critters2]

1. OMG. I just realized you're in Minnesota and

have Asperger's. It occurred to me...Hypnotoad might be my brother!!

You're not, are you?

[Deja Q]

2. If it makes you feel better,

I am an only child.

I was lucky to have been born and to have survived...

Why would you believe I might be your brother, though I am flattered by the observation...

[Critters2]

3. Well, you're in Minnesota and have Asperger's

and I sometimes find myself having crush-esque feelings towards you (there, I said it). Trust me, it would be in keeping with my general life pattern to discover I'm crushing on someone who turns out to be my brother. My life is just that creepy and dysfunctional.

Nice to know there are more than one person in Minnesota with Asperger's. I guess.

[Deja Q]

4. Cool.

I am indeed flattered, and honored.

[Critters2]

5. You're welcome.

:blush: