OJ Simpson owes us an update into the status of his investigation into catching the real killers

[bluestateguy]

It's been 12 years, and he has not updated us. He said after his acquittal that he would search for the real killers. The least he could do after these 12 years is give us a status report on his investigation.

[Danger Mouse]

1. Current status: real killer found.

Location: Seems to appear every time OJ looks in a mirror.

[JVS]

2. the real killer is still out there, now watch this drive

[Swede]

3. His neverending search of golf courses around the country continues.

So little time left.

[havocmom]

4. He is eliminating any hide-outs...

on golf courses

[The Straight Story]

5. He still has not found himself? Maybe he needs a photo and a mirror

:rofl:

[petronius]

6. Dammit. dude! OJ had just gotten the real killer complacent, and

was about to make his move. Now that you've spooked the bad guy, it's gonna take another 12 years...

[Nevernose]

7. The LAPD hasn't found the real killer, either

Why not blame them?

[Wetzelbill]

8. I will hold back a tasteless comment.

In a rare move of tact, on my part. :)

[Blue_Tires]

9. now, now...what's fair is fair

if i have to leave the duke lacrosse boys alone after their legal vindication (as 1000s of DUers have beaten me to near death with it) then simpson has to be left alone as well...:hide: :nuke: