Creepy Target cashier Friday night....

[NewWaveChick1981]

:yoiks: I bought a bunch of stuff (a wide variety of things, including dishwasher detergent), and the cashier was waaaaaaayyyyy too friendly with the bras and thongs I had in my basket. Whenever I've bought lingerie there before, the cashier has just kept it on the plastic hanger and put it in the bag. However, this guy (early 20s, kind of nerdy) took pains to take the garments off the hangers, fold them several times slowly, and fondle the bra cups a few times. I watched this in amazement, and the guy in line behind me started cracking up. I was laughing to myself. When it didn't seem like it would stop, I asked the cashier if there was something wrong with the items. He looked up, red-faced, and stammered, "N-no---sorry". He finished checking me out in a hurry. :P

Anyone else ever had their lingerie felt up by a cashier? :shrug: :rofl:

[janx]

1. That kid has led a sheltered life. n/t

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. He must.

:P :rofl:

[MrScorpio]

3. You should be honored

He appreciated your taste in lingerie :sarcasm:

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Yeah, well...

:rofl: :P :hi: All he has to do is walk by the women's lingerie section to see it again. :rofl: But I'm so glad he gave it his seal of approval. :patriot: :rofl:

I put the new garments in the wash when I got home. :P

[Deja Q]

5. Okay, I'm a nerd, geek, dork, retard, you name it... I wouldn't do that in public...

Nor in private; it'd be silly to buy a bra just to do that.




Cantaloupes are cheaper and serve a dual purpose anyway...

:hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Especially when they're really ripe...

:P :rofl: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

7. *snort*

:spray:

OMG, NWC only you! That is a great story, :rofl:

He was so engrossed in it he didn't realize that where he was is what it sounds like

;)

:hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Glad I could amuse you...

:P :rofl: Yeah, I guess he had an out-of-body experience with my lingerie....:rofl: I had to remind him where he was. :rofl:

;) :D

[SPKrazy]

11. oh i'm sure he did

i shouldn't make light of it though

:hi:

:pals:

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. Why not?

:shrug: :P :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

15. okay then...

:P


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:spray: :spray:

:hug: :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

9. OMG!

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. Yeah, I found it very difficult to keep a straight face after that...

:rofl: :hi:

[begin_within]

12. Make a fake bra with 3 cups and put a price tag on it, then attempt to "buy it"

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. That'll teach him...

:rofl: :P :evilgrin:

[xmas74]

16. I once bought a pair of panties at a Walmart

(I know but when it's the only game w/in a 40 mile radius...). Anyway, the fortysomething female clerk took them off the hanger, quickly checked them over (and said "We don't want any pins or anything in them dear"), gently folded them and placed them in a smaller bag which she then placed into a larger bag. Same thing a couple of months ago for a couple of sport bras I purchased, except this time it was a male clerk in his thirties and he didn't make the "dear" comment. He took them off the hanger, checked them over, gently folded them and began to place them in a smaller sack (but I stopped him and gave him my canvas bag. He was cool with that and smiled when he saw it.)

I really think it depends on the clerk and what management wants done at the time.

[NewWaveChick1981]

18. Maybe so....

...but this guy was getting very carried away. :P

[stuntcat]

17. creepy creep

like why couldn't he ACT NORMAL, then maybe go spend some alone time in the underwear section?? The red-faced part is funny but he's a creep inside! Folding your undies...?? don't hang out there alone nights :scared:

I've never had it happen and I think from now on I'll make sure I have women cashiers.. well I always buy A-cups and training bras so there wouldn't have been much for him to imagine :blush:

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. I agree...

:hi: Never had that happen before, and I hope it never does again. It's OK with me if he has a lingerie fetish, but I don't particularly want to experience it with the garments I'm purchasing. :P

[ForrestGump]

20. The funny thing is that

I'd already fondled them quite thoroughly before you even got to the cashier, while you were looking around for chicken-frying cornflakes....

I like that turquoise one! :hi:




:hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. I should've known it was you....

:P :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

21. Ewwww

That's just bizarre.

:scared:

[NewWaveChick1981]

23. Yep....

I'm still simultaneously weirded out AND laughing about it. :rofl: :yoiks:

[LynneSin]

24. This is why I love self checkout lanes at stores

I'm tired of having to have conversations with cashiers about my purchasing choices.

[NewWaveChick1981]

30. Yeah, it's nobody's business if I buy condoms AND motor oil at the same time...

:rofl: :P Seriously, I agree. They're there to ring up the merchandise, not fondle it or comment on it.

[Deja Q]

34. Ah, yes. There's nothing quite like buying a box of condoms and having the clerk check you out.

Eh, I mean check the box out. :blush:

Not that I've need to buy any in years, it's just a psychological manipulation to induce a false sense of security.

Of course, if a carnival came to town, I could make about 80 balloon doggies and donate them...

[hedgehog]

38. There was the time I purchased those items (not the motor oil) and

the clerk bid me "Have a nice evening!"

[NewWaveChick1981]

40. Funny story....

My father-in-law is a retired pharmacist. Before he retired, a regular customer of his would come in monthly and buy a case of condoms. One month, she bought four cases. Of course, he thought that was excessive, but he never said anything to her because it's still legal to buy condoms, no matter what the quantity. When he didn't even flinch at the four cases, she asked, "Aren't you going to say anything about the increase?" He said, "No, it's none of my business." She laughed and said, "Furniture market's in town. Big weekend." :rofl: :evilgrin: He had no idea what she did for a living before, but he certainly did then.

BTW, the International Home Furnishings Market is held twice a year here. People from all over the world come here to buy and sell furniture. And in the city where it's held, the night life is one big snoozefest. I guess people have to entertain themselves somehow....:rofl: :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

48. Um...NWC? You know motor oil degrades the effectiveness of condoms, right?

I'm just sayin... B-)

[NewWaveChick1981]

49. I've heard that....

:rofl: :evilgrin: I'll be extra careful. :P

[Aristus]

51. Also, I hear 30-weight doesn't stain as badly as 40-weight.

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

52. And you know this.....how????

:P :rofl: :hi:

[Aristus]

54. I'll never tell...

;-)

...it'll get the thread locked!...

[NewWaveChick1981]

56. Hmmmm....methinks you might have been a mechanic or something in another life...

:rofl: ;)

[Aristus]

57. Well, as a tank crewman in the Army, I learned which are the most effective

lubricants, that's all.

B-)

[Dukkha]

58. We had some onbnoxious jerkass at our work

Working the cashier at the cafeteria. He constantly talked at, not with, every person in line in a very obnoxious manner trying to invoke conversation. Oblivious to the fact that you’re on lunch or break having a typical bad day the last thing you want is forced conversation. He finally got the hint when my girlfriend whom I work with, a sweet cute little 5ft Asian girl, one day snapped back “Just give me my fucking change minimum wage!” everyone in line stood jaw dropped, some chuckling under their breath

[AllegroRondo]

25. I'd be too embarrased to even take them off the hanger

good thing Im not a cashier.

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. You'd make an excellent cashier.

:P :hi:

[NuttyFluffers]

26. could be transvestite, as well

you never really know, until you ask. and even then, you never reall know. ahh the joys of the complexity of human sexuality. ;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

32. True.

Maybe I should have asked. :shrug: :P

[NuttyFluffers]

42. poor thing might have died if you said "they might have your size? want me to check?"

:P

no, your reply was more humane.

[NewJeffCT]

27. And, after work...

He went down into his basement to play Dungeons & Dragons with his fellow geeks and nerds, and he'll brag about how this hot chick was eyeing him lustily as she handed him some sexy bras and panties she was buying...

or else, he'll go online to play his online role-playing games and then later fantasize about those bras.

(I speak as a D&D player who knows some fellow gamers that are/were a bit "socially awkward")

[NewWaveChick1981]

33. LOL!

:rofl: Oh, yeah, I definitely eyed him lustily....:rofl: :yoiks: I've met guys like that at SF conventions, and I know how their minds work. :rofl:

At least he's armed with fantasy material for a good, long time....:P

[NewJeffCT]

41. it's not limited to SF geeks

I'm sure a lot of men's minds work like that - it's just that SF geeks are just not able to hide it as well because of a lack of experience around women.

[book_worm]

28. Hey, I just can't help myself when I'm ringing out somebody with sexy underwear

I didn't think you would post this all over the internet!! :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

35. Sorry---I just can't keep a secret.

:rofl: :P

[Wapsie B]

29. I'm sorry. I won't do that again.

To you anyway.


:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

37. Better keep yourself in check.

:P :rofl: I was a mystery shopper and will report you....:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

36. At least you weren't wearing it at the time

:rofl:

RL

[NewWaveChick1981]

39. Er....yeah....

:rofl: :hi:

[sniffa]

43. whew! i thought you were gonna say

that he wished you a "bLessed day" which wouLd have been tres creepy.

[NewWaveChick1981]

45. I'd have lost it right there if he'd said that...

:yoiks: Creepy indeed....

[Maestro]

44. At least you weren't buying condoms....

I don't want to think what he would have done with those. :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

46. OMG...I think I would have had them voided off the order...

:yoiks: :P :rofl:

[texas1928]

47. Well at least he was not talking softly to himself...

And sweating.

[NewWaveChick1981]

50. Ewwww....

:yoiks: :rofl:

[DS1]

53. any woman out at Target buying undies is just asking to take clerk home

[NewWaveChick1981]

55. Oh, yeah?

:P :rofl: I've seen some come-hither Granny panties there too....That'll probably seal the deal next time around....:rofl: