I'm drunk, y'all, aks me anything!

[Deja Q]

:beer:

[Rising Phoenix]

1. am I drunk?

[Deja Q]

7. Dunno, may I smell your breath?

:evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

2. Why am I still at work, trying to make this stupid thing do right?

[Deja Q]

8. Because you're avoiding that date you had planned?

:evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

20. Actually, I'm working at home and the pagercub is in the other room.

No date planned.

[lost-in-nj]

3. Hey I'm right there with you!!!!

Watch Out!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

beer and wine will do that to you....


lost

[Deja Q]

9. I wish it made people teleport closer to me!

:woohoo:

[lost-in-nj]

4. What size pants do you wear???

n/t


lost

[Deja Q]

10. 34, pleated/baggy - I could fit a size 33/flat front, but don't for two reasons...

1. I do have a bit of a tummy and can't seem to rid myself of it...

2. :blush:

[lost-in-nj]

5. Oh yeah

the Penis myth thread finally got locked
lost

[Deja Q]

11. Nooooooooooooo!

:cry:

[Xipe Totec]

6. How's you gonna manage to keep the buzz goin' till friday?

[Deja Q]

12. More booze!

:beer:

Gotta be buzzed so I can hit on all the chicks who'll reject me! :party:

[lost-in-nj]

15. That is so easy....

no worries...

lost

[Deja Q]

16. Yes, I am easy...

Whoops! :blush:


I'm also a 'good boy' type... :D

[Xipe Totec]

24. Not for us working stiffs

who gotta show up sober to work.

:cry:

[Deja Q]

25. Then stop taking all that viagra!

:spray:

[fizzgig]

13. whatcha drinking?

:beer:

[Deja Q]

17. Copious amounts of sprite mixed with vanilla mint listerine.

:beer: :beer:

[lost-in-nj]

23. WTF????

no alcohol here...


tell us what are you really drinking???


lost

Corona Lights
no lime, I'm tough

[Deja Q]

26. Would you believe, diet coke and nyquil?

[MissB]

14. Does alcohol come standard

with universal health care?

[Deja Q]

18. As with finding out how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsie pop, let's find out.

:9

[YellowRubberDuckie]

19. Is that a good idea?

[Deja Q]

21. Answering questions or getting drunk?

All those little pill bottles say "Don't drink alcohol", but it's only prozac and an anti-inflammatory drug... I hate being organic, but I digress...

And it's only enough alkiehaul to give me a buzz... I'll be sober and emo again in no time at all! :D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

22. Getting Drunk.

Sweetie, be careful. :hug:

[Deja Q]

27. Oh.

I'll be careful. You sound just like my aunt when she was encouraging me to go find a special someone... (she's also "worried" I haven't found anyone yet, but that's okay too. I've lived through worse.)

[UTUSN]

28. Again? (Is "Again" a question?!1) n/t

[Deja Q]

29. Yes (And yes)

:rofl:

[Writer]

30. Would you please PM me something fun?

:7

[Deja Q]

31. Define 'fun' and I shall.

:rofl: