I think my Internet tubes are clogged

[skygazer]

It's kinda slow. What works best to clean them out. I'm thinking a wire brush?

[ohiosmith]

1. Prune juice and a bran muffin have always worked very well for me.

[skygazer]

2. That didn't seem to help

I shoved a muffin in the CD-ROM and pumped some juice into the circuitry. It's not any faster and it's real sticky and making some strange noises.


Oh, look! Smoke! :wow:

[reyd reid reed]

3. Try giving the hamsters a bath...

they slip through the tubes so much easier when they're clean.

:P

[skygazer]

5. Aw, crap

I tried this but when I aimed the blow dryer at them, they flew across the room and now the cat has them trapped under the sofa.

I'm just no good with technology. :banghead:

[reyd reid reed]

7. Well, there's your problem right there...

It's the cats. They've compromised the mouse. You're going to need to get to its balls and see if rubbing them helps.

[petronius]

4. You need to disconnect the cable (or phone line)

and blow sharply into the end of it.

If that doesn't work, direct a high-pressure stream of water into the fan vent on your computer (be sure to keep it plugged in and turned on when you do this)...

:)

[skygazer]

6. That's a good idea

Maybe it will clean up the mess the bran muffin and the prune juice left. x(