Kids on a plane?

[Sequoia]

Cheerios and crayons.

Rene Foss, a flight attendant for a major airline, has nothing against Cheerios or crayons. Or kids, for that matter. But put the three together in an airline system that's overcrowded and ridden with delays and — well, don't get her started.

They break up Cheerios all over the floor; they take crayons and write on the tray tables and window shades," said Foss, who has written a humorous book about her career called "Around the World in a Bad Mood!"

"It really isn't the kids' faults, though," she said. "It's the parents from hell who don't have control of their kids."

As regular air travelers know all too well, it doesn't take much to upset the fragile social equilibrium of a crowded airplane, perhaps just restless children toddling down the aisle or wailing (though wailing, it could be argued, is an entirely appropriate response to the hassles of air travel

http://www.ajc.com/travel/content/travel/otherdestinations/us_stories/2007/07/23/kidsplanes_0723.html

[pagerbear]

1. OMG! M-F kids on a plane!

[LynneSin]

24. And there's not a M*****F****** thing you can do about it

:eyes:

[Writer]

2. ...

:popcorn: with loads of butter.

[Debi]

3. Isn't that what Baby Benadryl is for?

:popcorn:

[Briarius]

6. Not always...

we tried that once, and it wound the kid up! Oh the fun!

[Debi]

10. Aw Man - next time mix it with some gin n/t

[NewJeffCT]

21. That happens to me with Nyquil

It knocks my wife out if she ever takes it... but, if I forget and take it, I'll spend the night tossing & turning and not sleeping.

[skygazer]

4. Well, to be fair

Who would expect, when you become a flight attendant, that you'd ever have to deal with kids on a plane. :eyes:

[Left Is Write]

5. ...

[Debi]

9. What would you like to discuss?

:hide:

[Left Is Write]

11. Oh hell, yeah, I'll discuss that.

But only if we can include public breastfeeding, John Edwards' hair, cornflake chicken, and John Kerry's senate voting record!

:P

[Debi]

15. All at the Olive Garden?

Here's my question... did Hillary have work done? :evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

16. Olive Garden? Nah. I think we'll do Red Robin this week.

Hillary? She can get her own cornflake chicken circumcision boob job. :D

[KitchenWitch]

17. Can we also discuss Laura Branigan and Fat Actress?

[Left Is Write]

19. Yes, yes, of course.

No flame war would be truly complete without them.

[Debi]

22. Only if Oasis is playing in the background n/t

[KitchenWitch]

23. Right!

;)

[El Fuego]

7. Hey, there's a new movie coming out!

KIDS ON A PLANE

The horror experience you'll never forget!!! :scared:

[KitchenWitch]

8. Where are you supposed to put them? The cargo bay?

:eyes:

[Tyler Durden]

12. HEY....what GOOD idea!

Miniature pressurized kiddie krates!

[KitchenWitch]

14. ...

:spank::spank:

[Dragonbreathp9d]

13. Need to get these mutha fuckin kids of this mutha fuckin plane

[Tyler Durden]

20. Quietly pass the word to all the adults to fasten seat belts....

THEN OPEN A DOOR! VOILA!

[rug]

18. This country needs an Ayn Rand Airline.