I ran into this Saturday night. I saw the title on the Tivo information page..."No" I thought "it can't be"
well be it is.
This is the ROCK version of the Flavor of Love I guess (never watched that one) with all due respect to the "contestants" (though they clearly have none for themselves) this is the best synopsis I could come up with:
Imagine if someone suddenly turned on the lights or better yet flashed a police beacon into the ladies room of the skankiest never-had-a-prime "meat market" you could imagine.
WOW-there isn't even a good MILF ingredient here.
Let me say that anything posted here is NOT pertaining to "Magdelena" :wow:
This is clearly just meant to get Brett laid. There can be no other explanation.
His house looks like a unfinished bad theme restaurant.
but the topper here is "Big John" Brett's HEAD of security. Why Brett Michael's needs a security detachment I have no idea other than the "nothing attracts a crowd like a crowd" self promotion thing. John's qualifications seem to be that he is sort of tall (maybe 6'4") and he wears black.
This is the link to "Bret Michael Entertainment" page (with music that you can't cut off)
http://www.bretmichaels.com/main.htmHere is the Rock of Love VH1 site --I warned you.
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/rock_of_love/series.jhtmlEpisode 1- the girls line up in an actual velvet rope waiting line and then POSE for Brett-seems photography is one of his favorite past times.
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/rock_of_love/120847/episode.jhtmlEpisode 2- "Talk dirty to me" Phone sex competition. I'm not kidding either.
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/rock_of_love/122281/episode.jhtmlSome tidbits from the "Characters" page bios
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/rock_of_love/122281/episode_characters.jhtmlBrandi M.
She can fit her fist in her mouth
Cindy
Sometimes wears cowboy hat in bed
Collects swords
Heather
Has been in several catfights because women are always jealous of her
Jessica
Waitress at Hooters
Caught her boyfriend cheating so she hooked up with his friend
Currently a senior in college
Worked at a strip club for a month
Krista
Was married before for only 10 months
Could not survive if she couldn't shop
Has a musical note tattooed on her lower back
Lacey
Last boyfriend was a guitar player
Mia
Back is double jointed
Can drive a tractor
Tiffany
Back hair is a major turn off
Special Talent: Can bounce her boobs
Caught ex-husband cheating on her with her best friend so she broke the girl's nose