How do you tell someone that their child is not attractive?

[AngryAmish]

I went to a BBQ last weekend with Mrs. AA. A bunch of her friends from college were getting together to catch up Husbands and children sldo sttended. I had not met all of these people before.

Somehow I got to thinking how I could be the most obnoxious and boorish person possible. Outside of making a drunken pass at one of her friends (or their husbands!) I thought telling someone that their child was ugly is about the worst thing I could do.

Luckily, I kept my evil thoughts in my head to share with you today.

So, what do you think is the most boorish thing possible to say in that situation?

[Zavulon]

1. "Throw that slab of meat on the grill. Wait, my bad, that's a kid."

Remember, YOU asked for boorish.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. How long you been beating him with the ugly stick?

[datasuspect]

3. "oh, my, what a SPECIAL child."

"is it a rare condition?"

[DS1]

4. Offer to loan a pillow so they can try again

[AllegroRondo]

5. "do you have the corrective surgury scheduled yet?"

"or does that have to wait till hes older?"

[Maestro]

10. Cold....and I feel so bad for laughing.

:rofl:

[Deep13]

6. "Holy shit! That ain't contagious, is it? nt

[billyskank]

7. "Jesus! Look at that ugly little bastard!"

Usually works for me.

[Lance_Boyle]

8. Blast the sirens and screams that accompanied Yukk! taking off his doghouse?

[Connonym]

9. "Figured out who the baby daddy is yet?"

[judaspriestess]

11. wow your child is so ugly even the tide wouldn't take it out.

[Omphaloskepsis]

12. "I didn't think you could get pregnant from anal."

[Connonym]

14. this made me giggle

[Rob H.]

13. "My, your child looks...interesting."

Said with emphasis on "interesting."

[Debi]

15. My first response to this was 'You don't' but now I realize you WANT to be

kicked out of the party :evilgrin:

Maybe something along the lines of "Jebus, honey, go get me a hammer so we can put this one out of it's misery!" ? (Of course, you'd need to be drunk and have wet yourself beforehand. After the comment grab the Momma's breast and offer to help her make a 'real looker' after the party.

:hi:

[pagerbear]

16. "Didja see the kid on that nose?"

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

17. "Oh, bless his/her heart."

That always works in alot of cases. IMHO

[AllegroRondo]

18. "Damn! You must have one ugly mailman!"

[flying rabbit]

19. Wow that baby is so ugly,

you should have named it "accident".

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. "Did you take him out before he was done?"

[PeaceNikki]

21. OMG, I have to post in this thread to check back later.

I am :rofl:

[AllegroRondo]

27. you can bookmark threads also

in the upper left, just click on "bookmark this thread". Then you dont have to post to find it again.

[Arugula Latte]

22. Aww ... He looks just like a cross between Joe Lieberman and Phil Gramm! nt

[NashVegas]

23. You Don't

But I guess you figured that out.

[Deep13]

24. So, I see your kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[Deep13]

25. "Did ya keep the receipt?"

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

26. "I take it that you DIDN'T sleep with your boss." n/t