whoa! talk about a sausage fest

[datasuspect]

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Are you talking about that little boy on the left? You, sir, disgust me.

x(

[datasuspect]

2. they all look so happy in their contemplation of encased meats

why can't i ever go to parties like this?

[Joe Fields]

22. don't leave out the by-product...

[DS1]

3. there's chicks in that picture

:shrug:










oh

[TommyO]

Having just bought in excess of 15lbs of sausage for a family picnic

I somehow feel inadequate now.

[datasuspect]

8. i bet these people live somewhere in the midwest

i will make it my life's mission to find them.

[JVS]

9. I offer my assistance on this most holy quest! Let us mount our steeds and head off for Adventure!

[datasuspect]

11. the queen of spain already emailed me back

we have her support for this sacred quest.

[JVS]

12. God be praised!

[TommyO]

13. Who is the patron saint of extruded pork products?

We'll need to enlist him or her on this noble quest.

[datasuspect]

15. these are the patron saints of butchers

* Adrian of Nicomedia
* Anthony the Abbott
* Bartholomew the Apostle
* George
* Lawrence
* Luke the Apostle
* Peter the Apostle
* Thomas Bellacci

[JVS]

16. Ok, we are now the Knights of St. Bart!

[datasuspect]

17. do we need a sacred oath

or some rituals to clarify the aims of our order?

[JVS]

18. We shall drink lots of beer as our ritual, and then make vows so solemn that although unable to...

remember what we had vowed the previous night, we will somehow be unable to break the vows and invoke them at times when we need an excuse not to do something (Can't go that movie, dear: made a sacred vow at St. Bart's)

[datasuspect]

19. rough draft for the oath

st. bartholomew the apostle, we beseech thee for thy divine grace in our quest for intemperance and consumption of encased meat.

we implore your kindness and assent to our endeavor, in this, our hour of trial.

protect us from the iniquity of those who offend us and give us ever-strengthening tolerance for stronger and stronger mustards.

we beg your protection and care. amen.

[JVS]

20. That's not an oath! That's a series of petitions!

I think we need to say something along the lines of "Almighty Lord, inspired by the example of your Apostle, Bart, I vow ____(insert vow here)_____. If I break this oath may I also be skinned and crucified as happened to Bart"

[TommyO]

21. No, they are not encased meats, they are extruded meats!

HERESY! Begone from my presence, you offend St. Bart, and all of those who worship at the grill of extruded meat products.

[TheBaldyMan]

4. I was hoping for a wienerdog photo thread

:(

[JVS]

6. wienerdog!

[JVS]

5. Wow! I wish I had been invited

[datasuspect]

7. i would have brought my mustard bandolier

fits 10 different kinds of mustard that i can strap across my chest just for sausage events such as these.

[supernova]

10. Hugest frying pan

I have ever seen. :wow:

And I'm not thinking about food.

[Deja Q]

14. Mine's bigger.

:spray:

[NewWaveChick1981]

23. Count me in!

:9