How many dogs to change a light bulb?

[JohnnyRingo]

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young; we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER: Make me!

BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

LAB: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeze, please, please, please!

GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.

THE CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs; people change light bulbs. So, the real question is, how long will it be before I can expect some light, dinner, and a massage? (Proving once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.)


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