Tell me something interesting about MonkeyFunk.

[rug]

And it damn well better be funky.

[PeaceNikki]

1. He's a former actor.

He played Edward's "stuffy" accountant Dexter Stuffins in the early 80's - on the wildly popular sitcom "Silver Spoons".

[MonkeyFunk]

2. True

I was discovered on stage in Tijuana.

[datasuspect]

66. i thought you used to be in menudo

"chico" the "cute" menudoan.

[rug]

4. Well, since he's been dead 17 years, it explains the morbidity of his posts.

[MonkeyFunk]

11. I died with the 80s

I couldn't live in a world without Flock of Seagulls.

[PeaceNikki]

19. Do any of us REALLY live in a world without Flock of Seagulls?

[rug]

20. I swear, the 80s were one fucked up decade.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. he has...

a third nipple. Not all that unusual, except for the fact that it is on his elbow.

[rug]

6. Is his third nipple in the shape of Woodrow Wilson?

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Only if he "manipulates" it.

[MonkeyFunk]

10. um...

the term is "expressing".

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. You spelled "flicking" wrong.

[MonkeyFunk]

14. FLICK YOU

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. I'm oddly aroused.

[Blue-Jay]

5. You can't call him "Al".

And he won't call you "Betty".

:rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

7. True

but on the occasional Saturday night, if I've been hitting the Amaretto, I will answer to "Betty".

[rug]

12. As long as he doesn't call me Mr. Beerbelly.

[Blue-Jay]

17. I'd never tell him my pet name for you.

That was supposed to be between us, you bastard.

Whore!

I forgive you.

[lost-in-nj]

9. He took his screen name

because he walks dragging his hands....

I would invest in band-aids.....


:rofl: :hide:

lost

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. Listen lost....

I know we have fun in here, but insulting my ancestors is GOING TOO DAMN FAR. :banghead:

[rug]

18. Did you know that monkeys have tails while apes do not?

I'm not sure which drags his knuckles.

[Dr. Strange]

21. Something interesting about MonkeyFunk...

Seriously, another oxymoron thread?!

[rug]

22. More Hegelian than oxymoronic.

[Bucky]

59. I love the fact that we have a forum where "more Hegelian than oxymoronic" is a put down.

That doesn't make me any less of a dork for getting the reference, tho.

[lost-in-nj]

23. ZING!!!!

lost

[NMDemDist2]

24. It appears he is unable to do basic math

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6650807

[MonkeyFunk]

25. hey!

math is hard!

[NMDemDist2]

26. none the less, it is a basic skill you need to stuff into your brains

sorry about that :shrug:











:rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

27. at least I know

that "nonetheless" is one word :P

[NMDemDist2]

29. either is correct

:hi:

along with 'nevertheless' and 'in spite of this'

Check your Strunk & White's :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

34. Check your Strunk & White's

No sex threads!

[BlooInBloo]

28. He's a Cuban rodent!

[rug]

31. I thought he was Montgomery Burns.

[querelle]

30. Dickhead

I Hate The Guy. He insulted me once and have never forgiven hm for it. Fuck the monkey. I hate thr bastard.

Q

[rug]

32. That's interesting.

But not funky.

[MonkeyFunk]

33. No

you insulted me, remember?

You sent me a really nasty PM full of personal attacks, and then put me on ignore so I couldn't reply. You wrote:

You Are An Idiot
From: querelle
Date: Apr-30-07 06:53 PM
Did you have to study to become such an asshole or did it come natually? You are completely without redeeming qualities. Pieces of shit like you should do humanity a favour and commit suicide.

We would all be better off without worthless garbage like you.

Just sayin!

[Bucky]

37. delete

But well said sir.

[MonkeyFunk]

39. and

he misspelled "naturally".

[Blue-Jay]

45. You gotta be kidding me!

People send PMs that they won't own up to in public?

The HELL you say!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[MonkeyFunk]

46. oh, it's twue, it's twue!

[rug]

47. Now it's interesting.

:popcorn:

[MonkeyFunk]

48. The interesting part

is that I never insulted the man who fancies himself Brad Davis. I insulted a member who's long since been banned. I never even heard of the guy until he PMed me with his nasty attack.

[Bucky]

35. Despite his repeated claims to the contrary...

...he doesn't actually be concubining.

Actually, that's not interesting. What's interesting is that, altho he is a monkey in a funk, he's a lot smarter than the knee jerks he likes to smack down over in GD. Mild sadism visited upon the worthy is always interesting.

[MonkeyFunk]

36. aww... you're sweet

but really, I *DO* be concubinin'.

[Bryan]

38. He can roll a joint with one hand.

He was the unofficial liason between the Black Panthers and the Weather Underground.

He taught Bob Dylan how to play harmonica.

He was a frequent guest at Hemingway's house in Key West, and rumors persist that the final draft of The Old Man and the Sea was largely his work, due to "long weekends" of Hemingway's continually frustrating its completion.

He won $680,000 on Jeopardy!, with which sum he endowed a degree program in pool hustling at the University of Wyoming.

He was on the short list to become a Mercury astronaut when his vestigial third testicle burst during an underwater immersion test, rendering him unfit for flight; nonetheless, the remains of the gland were smuggled aboard the Freedom 7 module by Alan Shepard as a gesture of tribute (thus explaining why, if you get enough Dark & Stormys down him, he will often claim loudly that he was "the third man in space").

[rug]

41. The only thing here that is truly interesting is his vestigial third testicle.

[Bryan]

42. He keeps it in a Mason jar filled with corn whiskey!

n/t

[MonkeyFunk]

44. only half true

my third testicle is filled with corn whiskey, not the jar.

[philosophie_en_rose]

40. He's a complicated man. And no one understands him but his woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzBrxj-Gjo

Can you dig it?

[rug]

43. He's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Who knew.

[datasuspect]

65. he's the cat who won't cop out, when there's danger all about

[Name removed]

49. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[tigereye]

50. he and primate have some kind of secret cult?

[MonkeyFunk]

51. Primate, Bonobo and I have

a weird, kinky threesome going.

[idgiehkt]

52. what about chimpsrsmarter?

may have to kick a corner out of the triangle. :hi:

[asthmaticeog]

53. As Real World Arbiters Labor Dilligently, Every Node is MonkeyFunk.

:patriot:

[MonkeyFunk]

54. LOL!

shit-stirrer!

[asthmaticeog]

55. .

[MonkeyFunk]

56. Dumb oxen often know utter stupidity

[Jamastiene]

57. His posts remind me a lot of arwalden's posts.

:hi:

[MonkeyFunk]

60. Arwalden

was much more clever than I.

[REP]

61. Don't Be a Doofus

Not so!

[REP]

58. MonkeyFunk - Not The Same as Monkey Spunk

Not a mistake you want to make twice.

[RandomKoolzip]

62. You know how each and every apple you buy has a little sticker on it?

Monkey Funk personally put those stickers on there.

He's also a scarily smart person and a champion of great causes.

[MonkeyFunk]

69. I also

label 44% of the plums sold in North America.

[terrya]

63. He's a magnificent specimen of funkness.

Ok, I'm not exactly sure what that means...

But I'm a big fan of MonkeyFunk.

[datasuspect]

64. i've started evangelizing his simian funkitude in 3rd world nations

we can defeat hominid non-funkiness by 2012. we need your help, embrace the monkeyfunk

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

67. He is the third Pet Shop Boy -nt

[BarenakedLady]

68. He calls himself MonkeyFunk

and yet has a baby orangutan (ape) as an avatar. Obviously a schizophrenic with a oedipal complex.