LA on high altert: Paris gets out of jail in about 12 hours!!!

[ronnykmarshall]

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=246c6baa-0b26-483a-8cfd-142015c42205&entry=index&sid=rss_topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories


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[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Thanks for the heads-up, my dear ronnie!

I shall immediately take shelter, and not emerge for the rest of the day! :scared:

Oh wait.....maybe tomorrow's when I should take cover!

:rofl:

[Debi]

4. Yeah, but isn't 12 hours 20 minutes in Paris time?

You should take cover NOW!!

[hfojvt]

17. Iowa has a hospitality director?

One of the ways I was welcome to Iowa was to be pulled over for a seatbelt violation and then have to stand there hand-cuffed while they searched my car for weapons/drugs. This after an exhausting ten hour nightshift.


Things went downhill from there.

[madinmaryland]

2. CNN, FAUX, MSRNC, HNN, all are going full tilt with this.

BIG NEWS!!1!!

:wtf:

[huskerlaw]

3. Buahahaha

How much you wanna bet they let her out in the middle of the night in a failed attempt to avoid a three-ring circus?

[ronnykmarshall]

6. It still won't make a difference

The press is camped out at the jail and at her house.

She'll probably stop off for a stiff one on the way home first.

[MissHoneychurch]

5. Already???

didn't she just got in and was supposed to serve the WHOLE 40 days????

[kay1864]

10. It was tentatively reduced to 23 days, from the start

It was anticipated she would get out in 23 days for good behavior and/or due to overcrowding.

And with their weird math, after midnight it will have been 23 days.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. I see you're not familiar with the American legal system.

:rofl: :hi:

[Shakespeare]

7. Ugh. The helicopters are going to give Apocalypse Now-esque nightmares.

Please, god, please, let them release her tomorrow AFTER I'm awake and on my way to work. No more of this 80 helicopters overhead at 5 a.m. bullshit. x(

[ronnykmarshall]

8. My guess is that it will be right after midnight.

GREAT!!!

[Shakespeare]

9. Well, you can be sure I'll be on here bitching about it if that happens.

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Everybody stay off the roads...

[Crabby Appleton]

13. WTF-Paris is in jail? when did this happen? why wasn't I informed?

[Christa]

14. Oh boy, have I got news for you!

Anna Nicole Smith died earlier this year.

[texanwitch]

15. I just heard on the news that poor little Paris is tired of wearing the color orange.

I am so sad about this.

I guess the orange jail clothes are not up to her current sense of fashion.

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Maybe I should go up and leave a bag of oranges at her gate.

I kid! I kid!

And yes I did drive up her street on my way home from work.

It the quiet before the storm.

I'm sure I'll hear the helicopters tonight after midnight.

We are at t-minus 5.5 hours and counting.

Lock your doors Los Angeles ...... she's coming home!

[KitchenWitch]

18. Should I board up the windows or am I safe here in the OC?

[snailly]

19. Another reason to be thankful not to live out there

How do y'all stand it? I feel sorry for you.