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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 06:16 PM
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Why does Bill Gates take cialis?
Because he's Microsoft.

Micro, soft?

Micro and soft?

:shrug:

:yoik:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 06:36 PM
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1. Bill
That is a HARD joke to swallow...........:rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 06:36 PM
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2. Bill
That is a HARD joke to swallow...........:rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 06:40 PM
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3. I think Bill Gates could afford a fucking huge robo-donkey dick if he wanted to.
And I'm talking about a FUCKING HUGE robo-donkey dick. :patriot:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 06:42 PM
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4. BADA DUM
Will you be here all week???!!!


:rofl: :rofl:

lost
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 06:44 PM
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5. You can bet your sweet PowerPoint I will! My Access will definitely be here! You have my Word on it!
Edited on Wed Jun-20-07 06:45 PM by HypnoToad
Man, I Excel at these puns... Now if only I could send them to a Publisher...

:evilgrin:


How's that for being in the Groove? :rofl:


And over the Vista and through the woods (in Flight Simulator X), to Hypno's house I go...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 07:40 PM
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8. Yeah, you might make the Front Page!
:rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 07:42 PM
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9. Yeah, but do you know how many people recommend Front Page?
The same number of people recommending this thread! :spray: (In other words, there's no chance! :rofl: )

BTW: Hilarious response! :thumbsup:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 07:45 PM
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10. Front Page sucks - choosey mothers choose Dreamweaver.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 07:49 PM
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11. Actually, ExpressionWeb has done what Dreamweaver couldn't...
Edited on Wed Jun-20-07 07:49 PM by HypnoToad
Display my website's mix of javascript and CSS in the WYSIWYG interface properly. :wow: (Now if only they'll patch IE7...)

Nothing will replace Macromedia (now Adobe)'s Flash, but ExpressionWeb dares to be a viable, and much less expensive, competitor to Dreamweaver, I regret to say.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 07:30 PM
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6. To get his

operating system up.

In this day and age, there's no longer any reason to limit yourself to 3.5" floppies...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 07:38 PM
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7. Well, Viagra wasn't a good enough antivirus and that firewall had better be strong to keep him up...
:rofl:
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 07:55 PM
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12. I'd have to see it to believe it...
I'm Visual(ly) Basic. Maybe it will show up at a Cinemania near me.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 07:56 PM
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13. Only a Professional would avoid THAT eXPerience...
:rofl:
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-20-07 07:59 PM
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14. Whatever is Expedia...
This thread DOS my heart good.
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