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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Jun-19-07 08:32 PM
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Good and Bad news...

Good News: I bought some extremely old and rare wine today. The salesman could not have been nicer. He gave me a break on the price...it was marked at $500, and he gave it to me for $425.

Bad News: I can't unscrew the top.

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lost-in-nj

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Tue Jun-19-07 08:38 PM
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1. Crap

just break it on the counter and pour it in a glass
this is why I drink beer!!!!!

LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :woohoo:

lost

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Jun-19-07 08:40 PM
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2. What kind? n/t

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lost-in-nj

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Tue Jun-19-07 08:43 PM
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4. I know I will be made fun of

but I drink

CORONA LIGHTS!!!!!!

:beer: :beer: :beer:

lost

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Jun-19-07 08:44 PM
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5. .....

Nothing wrong with that. When I drink beer, I drink LaBatts or Yuengling.

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Tue Jun-19-07 08:41 PM
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3. That's what assault rifles are for - blow the top off!

Or drive over it with your SUV.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Jun-19-07 08:46 PM
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6. Headline...

'Tragic Death for New York Man in Horrible Wine Accident"

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