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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 07:52 AM
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Police Catch Couple Having Sex On 100 Foot Construction Crane
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PUNTA GORDA, Fla. -- A Punta Gorda police officer interrupted a couple's weekend sex romp on top of a 100-foot construction crane, but let them go with a warning.

Authorities said police went to the construction site to investigate Saturday night after bystanders spotted the couple climbing into the cab of the crane. An officer's command to come down was followed by a naked foot popping over the railing.

The officer noted the couple then got dressed and climbed down.

The man, who worked at the site and had keys to the crane, told officers he was photographing the city skyline.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/13505529/detail.html
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 10:42 AM
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1. Crane Sex
They were trying to build their own relationship.....:rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 11:04 AM
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2. well, the guy works for an erection company
whattaya expect?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 12:49 PM
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3. They wanted to join the 33 yard high club.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 01:12 PM
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4. Now that is what I call a Sex Swing.
:wow:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 01:15 PM
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5. Punta Gorda. Why am I not surprised?
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-16-07 10:50 PM
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12. I wonder if that was my former dentist and his wife... they now live in
Punta Gorda.

Would it be improper if I email them this story?

Me? I couldn't even do it with a kid knocking at the locked door!
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 01:18 PM
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6. "Let them go with a warning." A warning about what ??
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Smooth Operator Donating Member (153 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 02:04 PM
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7. does that mean
that to qualify for the mile high club they would have to have sex up there 52.8 times?
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 05:00 PM
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8. .8
I think they got the .8 this time around.
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Bombero1956 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-15-07 07:51 PM
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9. cool
that means only 52 more times but remember to use protection.
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-16-07 10:51 PM
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13. Yes, I guess you are a SMOOTH OPERATOR:
ERROR: No such user profile

The user has disabled his/her user profile.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-16-07 10:34 PM
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10. Photographing the skyline, my @$$ (no pun intended) (nt)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-16-07 10:47 PM
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11. Photographing the @$$, skyline intended (nt)
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