If you laugh at this website, you will be reported to Homeland Security

[Bucky]

Houston - Justice Not War has thoughtfully decoded all those obscure Homeland Security safety icons for us.
It starts like this:

If you set yourself on fire, do not run...


If you spot terrorism, blow your whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell.

And then it gets much worse.

http://houstonjusticenotwar.org/articles/terrorist_attack/index.html

[joeybee12]

1. Hee-larious! Thanks!

I didn't know you were supposed to give yourself a b***j** during an attack!

[burrowowl]

2. Thank you

for posting this. I now know what to do. LOL!
Ooops! HS is knocking on the door!

[scarlet_owl]

3. Thanks for the laugh!

[brainwashed_youth]

4. OMG!!!

That is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[Maeve]

5. I'm exhausted from laughing!

The tears are running down my face! My college son came to see what was cracking Mom up so hard and even he was wiping his eyes. Thank you!