So anyway

[TrogL]

The black helicopter hovering outside my window is interfering with my cable and causing the TV to make croaking noises that are annoying the cat because the cat is in its little round cat scratch thing where it likes to sleep but it bites my hand when I put it in to try and pet it but that's OK because it's cute when it watches Ank try and eat his eggs that are stinking up the house because the stove elements need cleaning but not with all the household cleaning stuff he insists upon using on it but with good old tap water because there's really nothing wrong with tap water and you really don't need all those filters and stuff because they're just a marketing thing that doesn't really accomplish all that much because the stuff that's in the water goes right through the filter but that has nothing to do with the black helicopter because it's now flown off to the west I guess to investigate the big red glow that came on just about the time the cable cut off but now the cable's back but it's really creepy because CSI's on and they're talking about murders and stuff but what's really creepy is the dust on the TV screen which kinda molds it self exactly to the shape of some of the faces but that may be because of the irregular magnetic fields being put out by the fly-back transformer that put these blotches on the screen but when the black helicopter goes past is makes the blotches wiggle strangely which amuses the cats and sit and watch them go back and forth and then a go claw their claw post and then and go sit on Ank's lap but I'm jealous because they won't sit on my lap but maybe that's because I keep getting up to look at the black helicopter which is now passing back over the house on the way east but that may have something to do with the flu shots because Ank wants to know about MANUFACTURING flus shots because I had the shots and I'm OK, but Ank hasn't had the flu shot and doesn't want to die because the flu shot apparently gives some partial protection against a different flu which is causing a pandemic here which if it gets any worse may cause a lack of support for the government which may be why the black helicopters are out tonight because of the new disease coming out of China because all the flus come out of china because they have sick ducks to go along with the civet cats that have the disease similar to mad cow disease that causes problems with people's brains but that's OK because then the space aliens won't want to suck people's brains because they would be defective and not able to be used to emulate the thought patterns required to keep Mars safe which doesn't appear to be working anyway because the Mars rover is rolling around but I think those pictures are faked because the two black pads used to cushion its wheels are a different width than its tires and the sky is the wrong colour but that may be because the water is the wrong colour because they're using the wrong filters and it's keeping the blue out of the water because they're claiming to be trying to keep beaver fever out of the water but it's not working because people are still being sick even though they've had the flu shots but we have no proof that the shots were actually for the flu and may have contained the mercury that they stopped putting in thermometers because they didn't want people to get accurate readings so they wouldn't be able to tell if they were sick with the duck flu or with SARS or mad cow or alien probes because the aliens may be mad because Voyager II had gone beyond the heliosphere and that triggered the blizzards they're having in New York and New Jersey and Southern Ontario because they wanted Niagara Falls to freeze so they could look at the bottom of it to see if all the rocks were real because that's where they have lots of black helicopters flying around and around near the big airport in North Tonawanda near the abandoned Wurlitzer factory because it doesn't make any sense for the factory to be abandoned because Wurlitzer should have been bought out by Moog except Moog went back to MANUFACTURING Theremins which is stupid because there's no market for Theremins after the Beach Boys song so Moog must have been bought off by the Japanese so Korg and Yamaha could dominate the synthesizer industry so that synthesizers could be used to emulate bird calls to prompt birds to increase the background noise so people can't hear the black helicopters overhead and messing with the plumbing because the plumbers union is upset because of washer-less faucets kicking the bottom out of the plumbing market which affected the DOW keeping it below 10,000 for too long affecting the public's perception of the efficacy of the economy causing the oil industry to consider going to the Euro which would cause the fall of the British government because Blair would have to fess up about the missiles which would cause the British aerospace industry to falter preventing the MANUFACTURING of the black helicopters which while not as important as it would seem would make up for the fiasco of Bush announcing the new sailplane which was going to be an offshoot of Concorde technology which he did to piss off the French even more because they were upset because Aerospatial didn't get the contract for the MANUFACTURING of the black helicopters and they didn't get to do the MANUFACTURING of any of the components for the Mars mission because they went to the Canadians to make up for the defective filters that caused the mad cow crisis but that was caused to help the Japanese so the Japanese would send troops to Iraq which Canada couldn't do because Canada was busy cleaning up the mess caused by the black helicopters in Afghanistan because Turkey got the contracts for the pipeline that Russia wanted as its part in the Great Game so Russia was trying to send troops to Iraq but that affected the balance of power in Germany so Siemens was awarded a different contract but that bothered the Australians so they didn't get the contract for MANUFACTURING anything so they withheld permission to use their filters so the Canadians had to use the other filters that leak and that's why my cat doesn't purr.

[corporatewhore]

1. been watching Alex Jones lately?

I have

[MercutioATC]

2. Woooohooo! Do you know how long it's been since I've done

"stream of consciousness" writing???


Cool monster paragraph!

[TrogL]

3. Huh?

That's what's really happening outside.

A few updates.

Ank's eating diet jello out of the box.
He's using a chopstick as a spoon.
There's a slime mold moving in the sink.
The cats are having baths in stereo.
I'm watching a Nicholas Cage movie that makes no sense whatsover.
The black helicopter has left, apparently for the evening.
Now the cats are staring at Ank. They don't like jello.
The movie is about writers.
I think the fan is making me crazy. So is all the coffee I've been drinking lately.

[TrogL]

4. I think I'm losing it

What was I on last night?

I know I was drinking Vodka and Almond Sherry and Ank was doing some wierd chemical experiment.

[Lizz612]

5. Ank must have slipped something in your drink.

Thats a very amusing rant, why is manufacturing always capitalized?

[geniph]

6. Time to switch to decaf, buddy

when the paragraphs start writing themselves and the slime molds in the sink start to move, it's time to move to Sanka.

Oh, and the cats won't sit on your lap because you're too twitchy. Too much coffee. It doesn't help with Aspergers, you know. Makes it worse.