You are in a run down house and the walls are bleeding, breathing, doors slam, or voices say...

[texas1928]

"GET OUT!"


Don't go looking for it. Don't go up the dark stair way to the attic, or down to the dark basement. If it is dark in a room don't walk to the middle of it if you think you hear some one in there, with out turning on the GD lights. If you find bloody knifes, axes, cleavers, or yard equipment, don't go looking for who could be hurt, GET OUT!.


The More You Know.

[taterguy]

1. Why?

[texas1928]

4. Cause something looking like these could be waiting for you...

[texanwitch]

7. That last picture is just creepy.

I think it is the eyes and the neck.

[wildhorses]

14. the nose and chin are kinda icky , too

but, yeah those eyes are spooky:scared:

[texanwitch]

15. I just send this picture to a friend of mine,

The mouth is a really creepy.

[texas1928]

16. The white vein on the forehead does not help either.

but the mouth looks like there is blood on the left side.

[texanwitch]

18. Looks like she saying just come a little closer.

I don't think so.

Whoever made this has some talent.

[texas1928]

20. She just wants to nibble on your neck.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS

[texanwitch]

27. Her left side of the mouth is alreay getting ready.

This picture is just creepy.

[texas1928]

28. It's the eyes.

They are staring into my soul.





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[taterguy]

8. I'm getting the hell out of this thread

And I'd greatly appreciate it if you would PM some sleeping pills so I don't have nightmares tonight

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. Alright, just don't go outside.

There's an ant problem.

[texas1928]

10. Take these:

Or just put your head under the covers. Monsters are allergic to bed covers, it gives them a rash. Monsters hate rashes.

[Beer Snob-50]

2. if you are a teenager

you are supposed to have sex in a house like that aren't you?

[texas1928]

5. Definitely can't pass up an empty dusty cobweb filled house.

Got to try all the rooms too.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. I saw a ghost the other night.

I was asleep in the bed when the heater cycled on and woke me up. I saw a silhouette of somebody standing near the thermostat, and I thought it was my wife, so I went back to sleep. The next morning my wife told me she never got out of bed.

I've got no intention of leaving.

[texas1928]

6. I grew up in a haunted house.

I saw ours numerous times. She never frightened me. Freaked me out a few times, but was never really scared. Now the black thing was another story. That thing was scary, but it never hurt us.

[texas1928]

11. Well you know why the Heater cycled, the ghost was cold,

[spinbaby]

12. Oh yeah, that's the house across the street

We keep complaining, but he won't do anything about it. And it smells like something died over there.

[texas1928]

13. Something may have died over there.

Just don't end up like Tom Hanks in the Burbs.


Ray Peterson: Remember what you were saying about people in the 'burbs, Art, people like Skip, people who mow their lawn for the 800th time, and then SNAP? WELL, THAT'S US. IT'S NOT THEM, THAT'S US. WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people's windows. We're the ones who are THROWING GARBAGE IN THE STREET, AND LIGHTING FIRES. WE'RE THE ONES WHO ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS AND PARANOID, ART. WE'RE THE LUNATICS. US. IT'S NOT THEM. It's us.
Art Wiengartner: I don't know what to say... What, do you want me to move?

[Deep13]

17. Right and come back with a camera, stakes, garlic, bug spray, a melon-baller...

...and to cover all the bases a 0.38 revolver.

[texas1928]

19. Don't forget the silver bullets.

and the salt.

[Deep13]

21. Right, salt, in case there are slugs.

Can't be too careful. Suppose I spray-paint the bullets silver. Real ones are a bit hard to find.

[texas1928]

22. As long as it has some real silver if it is just paint...

The werewolf will just flinch and keep coming.

You need salt to put around the room to keep the ghosts out.

[Deep13]

25. I'll fill the hollow points with silver solder.

To get the solder hot enough, I will heat the cartridges to about 400 deg. F in the oven.

So the salt is for ghosts? What the hell am I suppose to do about the slugs?

[texas1928]

26. bring a big mallet for the slugs.

the make great splatter marks.

[Rambis]

23. A word of warning...take it with whatever grain of salt you wish

that the brown acid that is circulating isn't necessarily to good but it is your trip so be my guest.

[texas1928]

24. I got a hold of some bad metamucil.

so I am kind of in the shit, so to speak at the moment.


:rofl: