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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-27-07 05:15 PM
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Anti-Bush haiku?
I'd write one myself, but I'm burnt-out.

Anyone else care to submit some classic, structured Japanese-style verse that takes the piss out of Dubya?
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-27-07 05:17 PM
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1. OK
Illiterate Son
Makes useless father look good
In comparison
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-27-07 05:22 PM
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2. Not bad.
That was a good effort. But I'm looking for something that will make me cackle evilly with glee.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-27-07 05:28 PM
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3. My contribution
A bush spake to me,
flames rose high from down below
it was a pair of pants.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-27-07 05:43 PM
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5. Okay, THAT made me laugh!
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-27-07 05:32 PM
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4. Another try
Unelected stooge
Takes country over the cliff
Thank you Scalia
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-27-07 05:44 PM
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6. Really nice.
Dry, sardonic, and even a tad bitter.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-27-07 06:38 PM
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7. Fair enough.
Miserable failure.
Hurry! Get your sorry ass
Out of Al Gore's house!
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-27-07 08:41 PM
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8. first try at this..


pretzel can't find face

five year old children ride bicycles better

i see dead people
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