What is your heart type?

[SPKrazy]

Poll question: What is your heart type?

Do you have a heart of glass? or a heart of stone? or somewhere in between?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUG0GjdoGHE
Blondie heart of glass





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KImw0lmbVdg
Taylor Dayne


or maybe a heart of gold?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7M1Se-p7uk

[Nicole]

1. Heart of stone, cold and hard n/t

[SPKrazy]

3. Teach me then oh wise one

because I'm more like glass and need to become hardened steel or stone...

:shrug:

[Nicole]

5. It can't be taught.

It's a gift from assholes that keeps on giving.

[SPKrazy]

7. Well then I should have learned it long ago

but instead it seems to be breakable stone

:shrug:

oh well, the heart has its reasons they say

[TOhioLiberal]

2. I've been told...

...I have a heart of gold. :shrug:

P.S. Mail call!

[SPKrazy]

9. Well the giver of gold and mail

:hi:

you have also been given mail

i have no gold, but your heart is pure, so keep it guarded and protect it well...

:hug:

[genie_weenie]

4. Hearts on Fire?

Yo!

[The Traveler]

6. Ain't got one

mine got ripped out of my chest and ground up in the Cuisinart of Love long time 'go.

:rofl:

How ya been doin, man?

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

8. Somehow I Fucking Grew Another One

or something

because mind should have been long gone... but instead it grew back I guess

how am i doing? how am i doing?

is this a fucking trick question? :wtf:

i guess all things considered, i'm healthy for the most part, employed, have a roof over my head tonight, have food in my belly, clothes to wear, and money in the bank.

so i'm just peachy traveler :D just fucking peachy!

how are you?

[The Traveler]

10. **ducking**

So I guess the original question wasn't one of your usual philosophical tangents but rather an expression of deep personal pain onto which I, with my usual sensitivity (i.e. that of a grizzly bear with a barrel of elderberry wine in its belly) stomped on.

I'm broke. Need a new wardrobe. The roof leaks. The car runs but it needs new tires. But as I have not as yet gone room temperature, I hold it to be a good day.

Sorry for the intrusion, man.

[SPKrazy]

11. you sir are never an intrusion

we are changelings in the world of whatever it is that we do here...

and yes there is philosophy and there is rage in the machine as well

you need not fear my friend for the dog barks much louder than he ever fucking bites.

so no ducking allowed

and intrude all you want to my friend!

:hi:

good to see ya!

[The Traveler]

17. Intruding, then

WTF is going on with ya, 'kicker? Hmmm ... perhaps other posts in this thread might yield a clue ...

Been out of touch for a while. Just wanted to drive by and say "Hi".

:pals:

[SPKrazy]

18. long story

ssdd

i can pm you but it won't be tonight going to bed now

:pals:

thanks d00d

[The Traveler]

19. PM me at your leisure.

I will try to check DU tomorrow. G'nite, 'Kicker. Or G'morning as the case may be.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. My dear Southpawkicker...

I have a heart of glass......:hug:

[SPKrazy]

13. me too

and it sucks

and i'm tired of it

and i want a heart of stone

or no heart at all

or ...

:grr:

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. I hear you, sweetie....

But hearts of stone are no good, none at all...

You are entirely too sweet a guy to have such a heart, you know...

And you will never be heartless either...

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

15. then my heart will have to be

kept in a safe or a locked place
because it can't afford to be broken anymore ive decided

so i'm locking it up

and that's that, right?

:shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. Now you know the answer to that...

Locking it up isn't the answer either, sweetie....

Remember...

Having a heart of glass means that you will feel the pain, yes...

But it also means that you will be open for the joy...

And when that happens, it makes all the pain go away....

I do know what I'm talking about, you know... :hug:

[u4ic]

20. I'd like to think it's a Heart of Gold

I'm sorry you're feeling the way you are. It is possible to heal. Not easy, but possible. :hug:

[Q3JR4]

21. Stone on the outside

to keep people out, but on the inside I'm afraid it would shatter too easily.

[Evoman]

22. Lol...since this may very well be the worst pol ever, I decided to

take my response to Bloom's poll and paste it here. Please note: I like Southpawkicker, and I'm just playing.

"This is the stupidest poll in the history of polls. Okay...no, it was the second stupidest poll...I remember once a pollster called me and asked me if I would rather be raped by a goat, or eat half a pound of water chestnuts. I couldn't answer his questions, and I can't answer yours. I really hate water chestnuts. At least the goat would probably look more attractive then some of my ex girlfriends (I have low standards).

I mean...seriously. God. I think I actually feel dumber because of having read your poll. No, really. I broke the connection between the left and right sides of my brain....my corpus callum actually disintegrated after reading your poll. Point of fact..I can no longer feel love. The pure, unadulterated evil that was this poll actually stole a piece of my heart.

I have to say that if somebody gave me the choice between making a choice on your poll, or undergoing circumcision, I would probably choose circumcision. Because you stole my ability to love, or feel human emotion, I would do anything just to feel again.

Here is a list of the things that I would rather do then respond in a serious manner to your catostrophe of a poll

1)Read the Bible AGAIN.
2)Bathe in skunk spray.
3)Raped by a goat
4)Raped by a goat that DOESN'T whisper sweet nothings into my ear.
5)Go to church with Zeb...I considered putting this before the goat, but then I came to my senses.
6)Be trapped under a blanket with George Bush and Karl Rove after they ate spicy chili.
7)We've already discussed circumcision..but I will reiterate. I choose circumcision over your poll.
8)Eat farts. I don't know if its possible..but if someone could some how flash freeze farts, I would rather eat those farts (even the silent and deadly ones) then respond to your poll.

Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to try to rebuild the life you shattered with one of the most inane posts ever to grace DU. Thank you for your patience.

On edit: I would still choose your poll over water chestnuts. Those things are fucking gross."


Again, I'm just KIDDING.