i think men should volunteer for euthanasia to prevent misogyny

[datasuspect]

or at least chemical castration.

it's the least selfish thing a man can do.

[jpgray]

1. My balls will survive in the afterlife

I am a tool of the patriarchy.

[datasuspect]

2. i suppose you are white and heterosexual too?

abuser!!!!

[jpgray]

6. I taught my Golden Retriever the "stay" command using braunschweiger

[datasuspect]

7. strawman!

[Deep13]

3. I decline to volunteer.

Further I keep an anti-euthanasia gadget next to my bed.

[datasuspect]

5. why do you hate multiculturalism and diversity?

[Deep13]

12. They interfere with my plan...

...to build a race of atomic supermen that will RULE THE WORLD bwahahahahahaha!

[asthmaticeog]

4. I think the least selfish thing a man can do

is either put the toilet seat back down, or cuddle for more than a minute after unloading. Either one of those considerations would DWARF voluntarily surrending one's sexual functioning.

[RetroLounge]

8. What about

cuddling for more than a minute after unloading ON the toilet seat?

:shrug:

RL

[asthmaticeog]

11. The seat wants to cuddle too?

Jesus fucking fuck, is there no end to a man's obligations?

[RetroLounge]

15. It is infinite, my friend...

and worse, while cuddling, the toilet seat wants to know what I'm thinking...

RL

[asthmaticeog]

16. When your comfort station says "we need to talk,"

then you've got REAL problems. :wow:

[RetroLounge]

17. Yes, it is a bad sign indeed...

"does this fuzzy toilet seat cover make my ass look fat?"

:scared:

RL

[jpgray]

18. Get a water closet already you two

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

9. Just add in "learning to wipe your own ass so your girlfriend doesn't have to touch...

...and clean your skidmarked undies" would be a major step up for men.

This is a real relationship killer

:scared:

[jpgray]

10. I'd say you're going to the wrong bars

[LynneSin]

14. I wish that were the case

Anyhow, we ended things years ago - but trust me, nothing is more disgusting

[johnnie]

13. Men are assholes

x(

[NMDemDist2]

19. that's a bit harsh for a first offense

:P

maybe just some minor 're-education' first??

:hide:

[Jokerman]

20. So, what's stopping you?

Maybe you should do the "manly" thing and lead the way.

[crim son]

21. You may be joking

but I think you've hit on something there. :P

[BarenakedLady]

22. I concur

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

[JVS]

23. No way. My seed is a sanctifying substance