Oh, My Gawds, They Got Me Good!

[SPKrazy]

(WARNING, THIS IS A TOTALLY SELF-ABSORBED POSTING)

Okay, so the other day at work someone brings up that there is this secretary that has a really "sexy" voice, and that she should have a "900 number" and everyone laughed and then the weekend went by and I had thought nothing more of it.

So today I'm sitting in the waiting room to get an MRI on my C-spine and my phone rings...I don't recognize the number but I answer it and I hear this really sexy sounding woman saying things to me that made me blush...and I'm in the middle of this waiting room going um, um, okay... it took me just about 20 seconds to figure it out and then I couldn't stop laughing and I had to LEAVE the waiting room and go out in the hall to catch my breath all the while she is still talking to me. :rofl:

This was about the best joke that anyone has played on me in a looooong time...


:bounce:



:freak:
now, what excuse can I use to call her over and over just to hear her talk? :rofl:



okay, I warned you it was a totally self absorbed post and will prolly sink like a rock, and I wasn't going to post today either :P

:hi:

[hfojvt]

1. self-absorbed? No, it's quite funny

Although lawsuits could be filed just for asking her to do that.

I might pay for that, but $1.99 a minute adds up very fast. Given that long distance is so cheap now, you'd think there'd be a similar price reduction in 900 numbers, like 99 cents a minute.

[SPKrazy]

2. thank goodness i didn't ask her to do it!

i have no idea who did- but you are right!

:shrug:

[ceile]

3. That's hilarious!

Very clever!

[SPKrazy]

4. yeah, it was

and they got me but good... i know i was blushing and was like :wtf: at first and then i couldn't stop laughing.

:thumbsup:

[wildhorses]

5. hey big spender

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

6. *snort*

:rofl:

:hi:

check my sig line! ;)

[wildhorses]

7. OMG

:blush:


:rofl:


:hide:

[SPKrazy]

8. He he he!

you are the dj!

:rofl:

:hi:

[wildhorses]

11. i uh...

might have been drinking that night:yoiks:

[SPKrazy]

14. yeah but it is a GREAT quote!

ya don't mind that I'm borrowing it, i do credit you in the sig line!?

:shrug:

[wildhorses]

16. no problem

flattered, i'm sure:loveya:


go forth and post in gd with it:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

17. sure...

:hide:

i have no problem with that

i shall carry my banner proudly :patriot:

[VenusRising]

9. Put a tape recorder in your pocket.

Go to the office where she works and thank her for the trick. Make sure you say things like "really lifted my spirit" and "that was sooooo good". Then you can hear her voice along with your subliminal messages and have yourself a time with your recording. Just don't tell anyone you did that or that I told you to.

:hide:

[SPKrazy]

10. Sure I Will..

and I'll take Acire with me too! :rofl:

[VenusRising]

12. She's always down for something sneaky.

Maybe with mirrors??

:shrug:








:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. funny you should mention that!

acire is always taking the mirrors off the walls, kinda worries me sometimes?

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

15. Maybe that means she likes it there.

Ot she is planning to suck you into the mirror world when you least expect it.

But I'm not calling you rekcikwaphtuoS. That's too difficult.

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

18. Might be fun in the mirrored world?

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

come on now

rekciwaphuoS

mebbe just wap?

[VenusRising]

19. I don't think they should give you access to mirror world,

I don't think you're responsible enough.

You're a troublemaker and stuff.

[SPKrazy]

20. I know I am...

but, can't they make an exception? :shrug:

[VenusRising]

22. It's not up to me.

Maybe if you started acting right....:rofl:

But then, you wouldn't be the same and we love you just the way you are. :hug:

[SPKrazy]

23. i don't know how to act right?

i guess...

:hug:

[VenusRising]

24. I would hope not.

You're a lefty and mirror world is backwards. It's not you at all!!

[SPKrazy]

26. actually

only my foot is a lefty :silly:

my hand is a righty :crazy:

so i'm criss crossed, or else i'm really ambidextrous (no way-i'm going with the criss crossed :rofl:)

[VenusRising]

27. No. Lefty as in Progressive. Dem. Liberal.

Sheesh. It really is Monday, isn't it?

:rofl:

:pals:

[SPKrazy]

28. Gawdess, you have no idea how monday it is!

geez

:pals:

thanks!

:rofl:

[cwydro]

31. HAH!

That is NOT a tape recorder in his pocket!:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

32. ha!

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. I must be dense - I don't get it.

Did they hire (or ask) the secretary at your workplace to make that call and just say sexy things to you?

Or were they joking about a sexy voiced woman, so that you would overhear it, and then they just hired some 900-number woman to give you a call as a prank?

I'm totally lost.

[SPKrazy]

25. apparently they just asked the secretary

and she made the call to me. it wasn't like she was... well into it too far... just teasing like :rofl:

as i understand it she did it on her own with her co-workers encouragement :shrug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

29. LOL

You're NAUGHTY! :spank:

[SPKrazy]

33. Moi?

not me?

THEM!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

30. ....

hahahahahaha

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

34. Laugh all you want to!

he he he

I called up there last night to see how things were going just to hear her voice...

now that's funny :rofl: