What are the first four words you think of when you hear "chocolate"?

[Random_Australian]

This should be obvious, but someone has said something very strange, VERY strange, about what they think of chocolate, so I just want some reassurance.

(And no, they didn't say they didn't like it. I could handle that)

[fizzgig]

1. mmmm...chocolate

strawberries, sex, irish cream and champagne

[Random_Australian]

3. Those.... are a damn good four. :)

[fizzgig]

7. i'm a hedonist

what can i say? ;)

[Random_Australian]

10. I know what you can say. You can explain the meaning of hedonist to simple

people like myself. :)

[fizzgig]

23. i enjoy decadence

and pleasure. the pleasure of flesh, the pleasure of touch and the pleasure of taste. that which fulfills those desires is most pleasing to me ;)

[Random_Australian]

24. Ah, thanks. I've been wondering about that. :)

Sounds kinda nice, provided you don't forget your social responsibilities! :rofl:

[fizzgig]

25. now i think you're just messing with my small girl brain

:P

[Random_Australian]

30. You're not a man? What are you doing out of the kitchen?

:rofl:

I jest, I jest. I swear.

(We joke about these things back home because there is an unchallenged equality of sexes in the little corner of the world I formely called home)

[fizzgig]

34. oh snap!

:rofl:

it's funnier now that i'm not getting screwed (no pun intended) at work because i'm not a man

[Guava Jelly]

2. my 4

Du's Naughty Ladies
Cavities
holidays
and the creepy chocolate jesus

[Random_Australian]

4. Interesting thing about cavaties: They're caused by acid on the teeth.

At least the kind that are caused by chocolate. :)

[Bassic]

40. Creepy chocolate Jesus?

Oh man I've got to find me one of those :D

[Guava Jelly]

45. here you go sinner

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/30/chocolate.jesus.ap/index.html

this is the one i was talking about

[Bassic]

46. Bwaaaaaaaaaaa!

:rofl:

It's even more glorious than I imagined!

[Awsi Dooger]

5. First is Thunder

As in Darryl Dawkins' nickname.

Next three would be chip-ice-cream, my favorite. :)

[Random_Australian]

6. A fine taste to have in ice-cream. But who is "Darryl Dawkins"?

[conscious evolution]

21. Daryl Dawkins aka

The Chocolate-Thunder-Flying, Robinzine-Crying, Teeth-Shaking, Glass-Breaking, Rump Roasting, Bun-Toasting, Wham-Bam-Glass-Breaker-I-Am-Jam.”

[Random_Australian]

27. Ok, what kind of freak makes jam of that flavour. Seriously.

I've heard of eggplant jam, I'd prefer plum or nectarine or peach jam, but what on earth do they mean by "Chocolate-Thunder-Flying, Robinzine-Crying, Teeth-Shaking, Glass-Breaking, Rump Roasting, Bun-Toasting, Wham-Bam-Glass-Breaker-I-Am" jam.

Something is not making any sense whatso-ever. I suspect this is some kind of miscommunication.

And it reminds me, I haven't really been having jam much lately - I should as it makes a cheap sandwhich filling. :) I guess all those years of having them at school kinda put me off it. :)

[conscious evolution]

50. D Dawkins was an NBA player

Back in the 70's and 80's.Spent most of his career with the Philadelphia 76'ers ,playing alongside Julius Erving.
His two main claims to fame are:1 First player to go straight from high school to NBA.2 Was first player to break the backboard on the basket during a game.The Chocolate Flying Thunder was his description or name of the dunk.Oh,in case you are wondering,he named all of his dunk shots.

[Random_Australian]

60. Ah, ok. I assume "jam" is something to do with basketball, rather than

the sandwhich filling. :rofl: Things make sense now.

(Well, I say sandwhich filling, but is also used in a wide variety of cakes, pastries, on pikelets et cetera)

[conscious evolution]

62. Jam is another word for dunk

Used to be anyway.Not many people use it that way anymore.
Actually,when I think about it,the only time jam was used to describe a dunk was when people were talking about Dawkins dunks.
Dawkins was a very colorful player in his day.

[Random_Australian]

63. Ah, I see. I thought at first you were referring to what I believe Americans call "jelly"

or something. You know, fruit and sugar.

[conscious evolution]

68. Most Americans would

think of it that way too.
It's been a long time since D named a dunk.Over 25 years ago that he was calling them jams.Most NBA fans weren't even alive then.

[Droopy]

8. sex, booze, city, ice cream

[Random_Australian]

11. City? It reminds you of a city? That is strangely cool.

[Droopy]

14. There's an old funk band from the States called Parliament

They were an all Afircan-American band and they made a song called "Chocolate City" to describe the racial make up of some inner cities in America.

[Random_Australian]

17. Ah, small wonder I did not get the reference. :)

[northzax]

35. Chocolate City was a specific city

Washington, DC to be precise...

[av8rdave]

44. You're not referring to Parliament Funkadelic, are you?

[Qanisqineq]

9. the 4 words that come to my mind...

"I hope it's white (chocolate, that is)". I don't like chocolate very much unless it is white chocolate or sometimes milk chocolate and even then I only like it in small doses. I'm one of those weird people that isn't fond of the stuff. And I can't stand dark chocolate.

[Random_Australian]

12. That's fair enough, there are a couple of things that taste very different to different people.

Interesting genetic dependences and stuff.

Anyway, what about chocolate ice-cream? What about coca-cola? :)

[Qanisqineq]

13. coca-cola = very good! addictive

chocolate ice cream = no, I don't like. I don't like chocolate cake either. However, every once in a while I do like fudge or a brownie. Don't know why.

[Random_Australian]

15. These results interest me. :) thanks for participating in the annual

agent-mike-hunts-a-DU'er competition! ;) :silly:

[Qanisqineq]

18. my pleasure

happy to help :D

[Random_Australian]

20. So, know of any terrist plots to overthrow America?

Like that line in "Team America: World Police" - "Hi, I'm a terrorist. Anyone know of any plots coming up?"

:rofl:

Great movie.

[Qanisqineq]

26. well, I can't tell you that!

I live in South Korea right now so they might suspect me of helping out Kim Jong Il!

[Random_Australian]

29. Ah, fair enough. Although, as they saying goes "better to have tried to be a terrist and failed,

than to have a great big meteor destroy the earth"

Eat cow!

[Callalily]

16. I don't

like chocolate!

[Random_Australian]

19. Do you

like chocolate-like things like ice cream, brownies, radioactive waste, coca-cola, fudge, and grapes?

[Callalily]

22. Of your list?

Only grapes. :shrug:

[Random_Australian]

28. Fair enough. Uranium is an acquired taste.

What about vanilla cupcakes? What about parsley?

[Callalily]

31. Since you asked . . .

I do have a hankering for
Mulligatawny Soup! Yummy!

[Random_Australian]

32. That DOES look nice. What about vichysoisse?

Edit: It means "cold potato and leek soup"

[Callalily]

33. Oh yummy!

There's a Russian restaurant in Chicago that makes the best vichyssoises! You do realize it's morning here and we're taking about dinner food!

Anyway, I'd like to chat longer, but I must be off off to work.

Wishing you a great evening.

[bertha katzenengel]

36. the way to a . . . (lyrics:)

the way to a woman's heart
is through her lips
. . . .

very erotic song, one woman to another

[northzax]

37. Jesus, genitalia, throbbing, sin

-Bill Donohue.

[Left Is Write]

38. Four words? I can't get past one.

Godiva.

[SteppingRazor]

39. delicious, fattening, unhealthy, gym

Those were my first four. Hey, at least I started out in the right place

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

41. Where did mine go?

Next four: Oh, I ate it.

[unpossibles]

42. where and how much? n/t

[Pierre.Suave]

43. I can only think of one...

seriously, my mind stopped when it got to:



SEX!

[u4ic]

47. Callebaut, addiction, divine, more!

:D

[undeterred]

48. Are you gonna eatthat?

ok, 5

[Shakespeare]

49. "give me some NOW" n/t

[grace0418]

51. Dark? Then yes please!

If it's milk chocolate or (banish the thought) white "chocolate" I have no use for it.

[ContraBass Black]

52. Hershey, Cadbury, Nestle, and Mars.

There's probably something wrong with this.

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. Give it?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[tigereye]

54. I want some now!

:)

[femmocrat]

55. Stop. Too many calories.

[ashling]

56. Anatomically correct chocolate Jesus

It being so close to Easter and all.

[lost-in-nj]

57. A moment on the lips

a lifetime on the hips!!!


:toast:

lost

[SPKrazy]

58. GOT TO HAVE IT!

those four :D

[grannylib]

59. Must. Have. More. NOW.

[Evoman]

61. Fat, Sugar, Cavities, Jesus.

Not necessarily in that order.

I stopped eating chocolate...and I don't regret it.

[LeftishBrit]

64. delicious, tempting, fattening, comforting

Also "dark, milk, orange, liqueur"

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

65. Hand it over!

Oh, sorry. Four words.

Hand it over, fool!

[LeftishBrit]

66. Your chocolate or your life!!!

Five words I know - but could come in useful!

[TheBaldyMan]

67. Jesus' blasphemous little winkle

[wildhorses]

69. may i have some?

puhleeze:*

[Arkansas Granny]

70. You got peanut butter . . . . .