Google's ultimate April Fool's joke

[wyldwolf]

http://www.google.com/tisp/

[Serendipitous]

1. Nice!!

#2 "Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet."



#3"Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes."

In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

2. Google has always had the sense of humor microsoft never had

[NightWatcher]

3. from the faq page, I love #3

Why should I switch to Google TiSP?

It's fast. In our testing, TiSP delivers a 10x higher flow rate than basic DSL.

It's FREE. No more paying hundreds of dollars a year for Internet service that doesn't even necessarily extend to your bathroom!

It's good for you. Your FREE TiSP service includes a Google Toolbar-based analysis of your dietary habits and genetic predispositions, along with recommendations for healthier living



KUDOS

[XemaSab]

4. Q: Why is TiSP in beta?

A: When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that.

That and the list of companies that support TiSP.

[Serendipitous]

5. OMFG!! If you follow the links in the companies that support...

it just gets better and better!!

:rofl:

"Post multiple profiles with a bulk upload file, you sleaze"

[BlueIris]

6. Sigh. It's like a tangible metaphor for their level of quality lately. nt

[Kajsa]

7. LOL- These guys are a riot!

Professional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.

:rofl:

Google has a great sense of humor!

:thumbsup:

[mnhtnbb]

8. Cute! My techie son sent it to me at 1:00 a.m.!

[Control-Z]

9. I love the rubber gloves

How thoughtful to include them.

[applegrove]

10. That was funny. I love the plastic gloves. Bathroom looks kinda like a high-tech clean room.