come on loungers, help me cheer up

[fizzgig]

everything was going well until my not-boss smarmy douchbag mcasshat called me and wanted me to come in to fix a few minor things on a project. i could have easily fixed them over the phone, but nooooooooooooo,i had to come in. now i'm in a foul mood x(

tell me a joke, post a picture, tell me a funny story. anything, please.

[Droopy]

1. Bring a twelve pack to work

take a taxi cab home. You guys might actually have some fun.

[fizzgig]

2. i'm already home

but that is a good idea for the next time it happens (as i know it will). :hi:

[Bicoastal]

3. A joke, submitted for your approval

A Bostonian goes to a bar and orders "Three shots of your finest Irish whiskey, each in its own glass."

The bartender watches as the man downs the contents of each glass in sucession. Unable to contain his curiosity, the barkeep cuts in. "Say, buddy, I got bigger glasses than those--why not just drink all three shots together at one?"

The patron turns, and with an audible Gaelic brogue, says: "No, I must do it this way. You see, one glass is for my older brother Seamus, who still lives there in far-off Dublin. The second glass is for younger brother Paddy, who makes his home across the water in London. Finally, the third glass is for me here in America. This way, we brothers can still drink together the way we did in the old days--for each knows that, no matter what distance lies between us, the other two are doing the same thing."

What a lovely tradition, thinks the bartender to himself.

However, a month later, the same man returns, and this time orders "TWO shots of your finest whiskey, each in its own glass."

The bartender does so, and then, asks, "Something happen to Seamus?"

"Not at all," says the Irishman, surprised.

"Well, then, is your brother Paddy alright?"

"Of course," says the patron, "he's in the best health of his life."

"Then I'm confused," says the barkeep. "Why two glasses this time instead of three?"

"Ah, that's easy enough to explain," says the man. "Last week, I decided to quit drinking...."

[fizzgig]

6. i'll have to remember that

for the irish in my family

:thumbsup:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. Here's a pic of the Raygun Office Building

[fizzgig]

5. bwahahaha

:rofl:

awesome GoG, thank you

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. My pleasure!

Hope tomorrow's better for ya! :toast:

[marzipanni]

20. ROTFLOL, that's priceless!

I made a bumper sticker several years ago (that I have not put on my bumper) that says:
DON'T TRICKLE ON ME GOP

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. HAhaha!

Did you use the "Don't Tread On Me" snake?

[marzipanni]

27. No, but I thought of this logo, which has been around for 35 years

raising funds for the Muir Beach, California volunteer fire department. I bought a MWVFD tee-shirt for my nephew when he was 3, now he's 26!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

28. Good one!

Maybe you should make a bunch for 2008...

[SKKY]

7. My son thinks you should sit down, have a Diet Coke, and relax a bit...

...Here you go.

[fizzgig]

8. awwww!

he is adorable!

[SPKrazy]

9. Here' s What Elrond Really Looks Like!

He PM'd me this pic once



:rofl:



HE IS OLD GREGG! AND HE IS THREATENING ME NOW THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT HIM!


:rofl:

[fizzgig]

10. you had to post that twice

didn't you?


are you trying to make me :cry: or :puke:?


:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

14. I didn't know if you'd see it

in one place

and well i want to make sure you know!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

16. i will have to keep my eye on him then

:scared:

[SPKrazy]

18. Ha ha ha!

yes you will ;)

[Penndems]

11. Let the cherry blossoms here in D.C. soothe and relax you . . .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6368722

[fizzgig]

13. those are beautiful

very relaxing, thank you

[AlCzervik]

12. ok a couple of pics for ya.

This one is in Longwa China, my husband took this on his last trip. Thats actually a real Mini cooper

This is the spot where Clinton may or may not have lit up, i took that pick last year at Oxford at the Turf tavern, the food was good as well.

And this one always makes me laugh

[fizzgig]

15. than last one cracked me up

and that first one is really cool. thanks!

was your husband in china on business?

[AlCzervik]

17. yes, he always there 200 days last year and i haven't started counting this year just yet.

[fizzgig]

19. that's gotta be tough

:hug:

[Courtesy Flush]

21. If it helps

You may be happy to know that I cleaned out my closet today, and now my winter clothes are upstairs.

Glad I could help :)

[fizzgig]

22. good work kdsusa

:)

it's good to know someone is being a completely lazy bastard today

[thefool_wa]

23. So a troll walks into a bar

with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at him funny and says, "HEY! where'd you get that parrot?"

And he says, "Durotar! They're all over the place!"


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl:


(you probably won't get this - hell I don't really get it - but for some reason I found it absolutely hysterical the first time i heard it)

(in case you don't know - its a world of warcraft thing - sorry to bring the geek)

[Haole Girl]

26. I think you need some kitty lovin'