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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 10:38 PM
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What would you like to invent?
I want to invent a cat food additive that will make their shit smell like roses.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 11:25 PM
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1. Heh, that'd be nice.
I want projection TV inside my eyelids, hooked up to an electronic library, so I can lie in bed with my eyes closed and read :)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 11:58 PM
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2. That would be cool!
It'd be a great way to study for exams and still get adequate sleep, too!
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:06 AM
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3. An automatic back/arm/leg/head scratcher.
No loving man required!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:35 AM
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10. I could use one of those right now...
This plastic hand doesn't do diddly!
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:23 AM
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4. time travel
:bounce:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:37 AM
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11. I sometimes wonder if someone has already figured it out...
and simply not told anyone.

I mean, if someone invented it, and became rich and famous as a result; what would stop someone from going back in time, and inventing it earlier?
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:39 AM
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13. Maybe you can only go as far back as the creation date of the machine? n/t
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:42 AM
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18. So we'd hire "Time Police"?
Sounds très Dr Who!
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:49 AM
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22. Hmmm, I'd think you'd need them more if people could go willy-nilly (sp?) all
over the place in time.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:00 AM
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27. What would stop someone from inventing a machine that could take people farther back in time?
Once a machine was created to travel back to, say, tomorrow, and the dynamics of the machine were understood; it wouldn't take long to make a few adjustments and hack one's way back to a more distant time.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:09 AM
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32. Not saying it isn't possible, just suggesting an alternate reason as to why we've
never seen one.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:26 AM
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36. Ah, I see...
Could be...
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:41 AM
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17. shhh----
:hide:

it could be...

























:rofl:
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AshevilleGuy Donating Member (947 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:11 AM
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33. There is the problem of being able to go back and change things.
The slightest change in virtually anything could lead to major changes in everything afterwards.

Still, I want to travel back to 1968 or 1969 and STAY there!!! This new century totally SUCKS and so does getting old(er)!!!!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 11:27 AM
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46. There would certainly be ethical questions
It'd be almost impossible not to change the course of history.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:24 AM
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5. A better mouse.
;)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:38 AM
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12. I like my mouse without balls.
:D
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:24 AM
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6. How about a cat food additive that makes cat food smell like something other than death?
:rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:39 AM
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14. That might help with the poop thing, too...
:toast:
Good thinking!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:26 AM
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7. Matter transporters, like on Star Trek.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:40 AM
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16. Scotty beamed me twice last night.
It was wonnnnnnderful! :rofl:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:29 AM
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8. A woman with breasts in the back.
It would make slow dancing much more fun.

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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:45 AM
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20. The bra industry would have an interesting time
accomodating their new customers.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:33 AM
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9. A device that allowed me to remotely manipulate the crawl on cable news networks.
Though I'd really like to find some way of extending the lives of our furry companions that didn't degrade the quality of their life.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:48 AM
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21. I like the crawl manipulator idea!
It bugs the hell out of me when I wait for the second go-round to catch the rest of the story I saw only briefly, then the commercial break comes in. :mad:
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:40 AM
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15. Can o'Job
Open it up and BINGO! an instant job that pays a living wage! Guaranteed to last for 30 days! :woohoo:
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:42 AM
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19. Heck, I'd just like to copyright that name! :) n/t
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:07 AM
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31. Yeah!
...and it smells good, too! (for 30 days...then you gotta get the extended blast to keep it going...you know...a can o'WhoopAss!)

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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:49 AM
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23. I love it!
:thumbsup:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:52 AM
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24. A space ship with warp technology, so I can get the hell off this....
...planet...:-)
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:53 AM
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25. Yeah, same here. Though I'd be willing to settle for moving in at L5
Edited on Sat Mar-17-07 12:55 AM by qnr
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:01 AM
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28. I'd like to find that planet where
McCoy saw the White Rabbit! :D
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 12:59 AM
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26. I am working on a nuclear reactor with a tunable neutron spectrum.
It comes with little cup holders in which you can rewarm coffee.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:06 AM
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29. Good idea!

Don't forget the donuts!
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blue_kansas1 Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:07 AM
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30. What would you like to invent?
A device that destroys cell phones from a distance.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:31 AM
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39. Mwahaha...
:rofl:
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:13 AM
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34. A potato
that shoots an energy beam which transforms flying objects into edible objects.
It works like this:

Airplane - Chips with hummus
Hot air balloon - Bottle of wine
Hang glider - Odwala food bar
Blimp- Hamburger
Helicopter- A walnut
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:35 AM
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40. Would the edible objects be proportional to the objects
they replace?

Could be scary! Very creative, though!
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:40 AM
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44. Everything would be the size of the object it replaced.
So watch out for the giant bottles of wine. Actually, if you knocked down one of those over a desert, you would have a giant wine fountain, to which people would inevitably flock, drink, swim in, have mass halucinations and fall in love with strangers, producing something that vaguely resembled Woodstock.








Except for the walnut. That would just be walnut sized.
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dEMOK Donating Member (833 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:13 AM
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35. I'd like to invent an internal warning system...
...when I'm about to say something really stupid.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:29 AM
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38. Wow... that would cause an incessant din in my case. n/t
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dEMOK Donating Member (833 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:35 AM
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41. I've got the intermittent din going for me...
...I Guess I need the ubiquitous blast.

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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:36 AM
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42. Put one of those in the pretzeldent...
He'll never talk again! YAYYYY! :rofl:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:28 AM
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37. a repuke remover
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:38 AM
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43. Let me know when you start manufacture...
ok? :thumbsup:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:48 AM
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45. yeah.
the stain, the smell, that awful color, and the slime that just keeps coming back, long after . . .


it's a tall order
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