My toe hurts...

[MonkeyFunk]

it got all stubbety last night.

[ThomCat]

1. Clumsy!

Be careful!

[ohiosmith]

2. It's always all about you isn't it?

[MonkeyFunk]

3. nuh uh

this thread isn't about me.

It's about my stubbety toe.

[mikeytherat]

4. I shattered my left, big toe many years ago - now it's barometric

I always know when the weather's changing and lots of moisture is on the way - the toe never lies!

mikey_the_rat

[MonkeyFunk]

6. I had a little figurine

of Pope Pius that turned pink when it was gonna rain. Bought it at the vatican! It was miraculous.

[mikeytherat]

8. Back in the '70s, I had a mood ring that did the same thing.

And though I did not get it at the Vatican, it accompanied me on more than one, er, religious experience.

mikey_the_rat

[MonkeyFunk]

9. that ring

was a witch!

Ya gotta get yer magical stuff from the Vatican.

[GoneOffShore]

5. Hey, at least it's not gout!

I've got gout in my ankle. Thought I sprained it, but realized that I haven't been drinking enough water, drinking too much wine, eating scallops, lentils, asparagus(uncast), and taking niacin. So, I'm sitting here drinking gallons of water and hobbling around on crutches. This sucks.

[suninvited]

7. I broke my toe in two places once

while I was drinking Jack Daniels (lots and lots of Jack Daniels) and decided to wash my bathroom wall, and climbed on the toilet seat to do it. I was using a cleaner called greased lightning, which is slippery...

That was 10 years ago, and it still hurts sometimes.

[cwydro]

10. Broke my baby one so bad

that it was perpendicular to the others.

[MonkeyFunk]

11. ouch

did you put it back in place or wear sandals all the time?