O.J. Simpson Claims To Be Dannielynn's Dad

[pokerfan]

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006669999

If we aren't careful, this Anna Nicole Smith thing could turn into a circus.

[Deja Q]

1. Only if he stabbed Anna Nicole then wrote a book on how he didn't do it but if he did here's how too

:yoiks:

[pokerfan]

7. When I read that he might have "slow-moving sperm,"

did anyone else think of...

[hippiechick]

2. If there's a dollar involved, OJ will be there ...

:eyes: :puke:

[KitchenWitch]

3. No, I am the baby daddy!

Personally it is none of my business, but I honestly hope it is Larry Birkhead.

[pokerfan]

5. I sent a sample to Florida just in case

[Deja Q]

6. So did I. I'm the daddy and they know it!

:rofl:

[supernova]

4. I gotta hand it to ANS

She's got the menfolk lining up to claim responsibility for little Dannilynn. :woohoo:


RIP, Anna. You earned it.

[Deja Q]

8. Who else could say she didn't know who the father was?

Apart from Kelly Bundy, but it's amazing how a camped up, outrageous and farcical tv character written 20 years ago proves to be sad reality today. (She was best in the episode entitled "The Computer Show" and Christina Applegate really is nothing like Kelly Bundy...)

[pdx_prog]

9. My personal opinion is that....

Her dead son could be the damn daddy. They slept together most of the time.....he overdosed right after visiting her in the hospital when she had the baby.

Stern won't subject himself to either a drug test or a DNA test. If he's the daddy he should want to do a DNA test. He already admitted to doing drugs with her so everyone expects his drug test would come back positive.

[wicket]

10. What a piece of shit

He just has to continue to torture the Goldman family. What a fucker. :grr: