Okay, I need help. I've got a nasty cold and have to give a reading tonight

[smoogatz]

as part of an on-campus interview for a teaching job. What's the best antihistamine/cold-remedy on the fucking planet?

[Droopy]

1. Ephedra

Unfortunately, I don't think you can get some in short order. Go to the drug store and ask the pharmacist.

[formerrepuke]

2. THERA-FLU.. get the non-drowsy kind:

Advantage: It'll reduce the head/throat discomfort

Disadvantage: If you get the kind that is mixed with hot water.. you'll have to keep going to the bathroom to make #1.