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[La Lioness Priyanka]

I am having an affair with Gormycuss

[taterguy]

1. Lionessspriyanka is really a WASP

[MoseyWalker]

4. or Lionessspriyanka is a rumor mongering

feline. I think taterguy and Lionessspriyanka are trying to deflect attention being paid to their dalliances? HHHMMMM?????

[johnnie]

2. I'm not real

[MoseyWalker]

15. That's better than being real, but

invisible.

[johnnie]

25. That is true

Or you could be really invisible.

[MoseyWalker]

31. I never said I wasn't!

are you really not real?

[johnnie]

32. I've heard rumors

Yes

[madinmaryland]

3. lionesspriyanka wants to move to Alabama!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. madinmaryland is making shit up about LP.

[MoseyWalker]

7. Lionessspriyanka was BORN in Alabama! n/t

[LeftyMom]

6. I caught flvegan and ThomCat doing something naughty with whipped cream.

And it was real whipped cream, the jerks. :grr:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. after that they shared a filet mignon dinner

[LeftyMom]

At an RNC fundraiser. nt

[ThomCat]

112. Woo Hoo!

It was soy whipped cream. And we took pictures. But you can't see them. :P

[Critters2]

147. That's disgusting!

REAL whipped cream!! :puke:

[Hugin]

8. Prag is a sock puppet.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. for cubanliberal

[Hugin]

12. LoL!

Oh, yer bad!

;)

[BarenakedLady]

54. Prag is really a chimpanzee

and he wants me to kiss him. ;)

[Hugin]

103. Shhh...

It's part of an experiment run by the Man In The Yellow Hat to see if anyone
can tell the difference between a human or a chimpanzee posting on a public
Internet forum. ;)


Oh, and.... :*



:D

[BarenakedLady]

105. Woot!

:bounce: :bounce:

:woohoo:

[libnnc]

10. CalPeggy is funding an exploratory committee...

to ascertain the functionality of an online brothel in the lounge.

Any takers?

[Dinger]

68. Hey, I Heard That Too!

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. jackbeck is secretly straight as an arrow.

[JackBeck]

20. That is a nasty lie. I just hope my husband doesn't find out.

But I did have a GF for 5 years as a teenager. Being in the closet and all.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. what husband? everyone knows you are married to a good christian woman

and live in the suburbs with 2.2 children.

[LaraMN]

14. Unfortunately, Rockit and I are going to have to kick Pri out of the apartment.

Because I need her closet space, and her bras are taking up too much room.

:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. lol

:rofl:


LP wears 32AA bra's

[LaraMN]

16. and jpgray has "the gout."

I'm all done, now.

[SeattleGirl]

18. LaraMN thinks boots on women are a sign of repression.

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. Jonnyblitz is a yuppie who thinks tattoos are for the losers of society

especially penis tattoos

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. thomcat is not a feminist

[LeftyMom]

28. Oh, is he pornified?

You can't be a feminist if you shave, you know. ;)

[ThomCat]

114. I plead guilty.

I'm pornified. :(

[ThomCat]

113. Who told you?

:cry:

[TOhioLiberal]

23. Someone has a secret crush...

...on someone else! :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. dude everyone knows that you lust after misshoneychurch

[TOhioLiberal]

29. It's not Misshoneychurch!

...although she is nice...:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

30. well who is it?

:P

[TOhioLiberal]

61. If I told you...

...then I'd be embarrassed since it's (as far as I can tell) completely one sided. So It stays secret.

[sniffa]

26. despite her hardcore foodie rep, bi-baby

secretLy Likes to eat sLices of oscar mayer boLogna.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. sniffa has very vanilla tastes in bed.

[ThomCat]

115. No, no, no. He uses Vanilla Syrup in bed!

And it's costing Bi-Baby and Mrs Sniffa a fortune in new sheets.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

33. barenakedlady wears clothes

[Starbucks Anarchist]

34. Well, there goes my weekend.

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

39. look below

[BarenakedLady]

51. LIES!!!!

All lies....

:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

35. starbuck anarchist has yellow teeth

[Starbucks Anarchist]

41. Damn you to hell!

:mad: :rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

42. i am already going there.

dont you remember about the cards?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

43. Just for that, I'm gonna send Satan a thank-you card.

:P

[LaraMN]

36. Someone wears Superwoman underwear.

And that someone is texas1928.

[LaraMN]

37. ALiberalSailor likes Kenny G and has tap shoes.

He also reupholstered his car with astroturf.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

38. newwavechick1981 is a virgin.

[NewWaveChick1981]

55. ...

:rofl: Tell me another one... :rofl: :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

56. Sorry---wrong spot

[Anarcho-Socialist]

63. OK, tell me when I get it dead-on

[NewWaveChick1981]

66. ...

:rofl: Will do, sweetie! :* :loveya:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

69. OK darling!

:* :loveya:

[LaraMN]

40. "idgiehkt" is an acronym for:

"I don't get it. I even had kale, today."

[RetroLounge]

44. GoPsUx is not a nice man...

He has a mean streak a MILE wide...

:9

RL

[Guava Jelly]

48. Shhhhhhhhh!!

You are gonna blow my cover!!
It took me a long time to convince the ladies of DU that i'm a nice guy. :mad: :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

49. Retrolounge's hates poetry.

And has had *ahem* relations with hypnotoad, flvegan , and Heidi's cat Ginger..
It's true!!

[RetroLounge]

50. I admit to 2 out of three

:rofl:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

52. Ok you didn't have relations with hypnotoad

But Ginger!!! uh hugh!!

[RetroLounge]

65. That cat is a slut!

:9

RL

[Heidi]

104. That part about Ginger

isn't true. :7

[Gormy Cuss]

45. lionesspriyanka hearts Rush.

Rockit told Starbucks Anarchist mid-snog, and he IM'ed me about it right away, the little gossip.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

46. Matcom isn't real

but a rogue ALICEbot program which scans the web and posts the oddest news stories and the occasional comment.

[Arugula Latte]

62. ...a rogue ALICEbot program that wears manpris, you mean.

Mmm hmmm.

That's a fact.

[Gormy Cuss]

47. haruka3_2000 is a member of the parliament of Canada.

She's a teetotaler and hates dogs too.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

53. ronnykmarshall does not have a ball and chain.

[NewWaveChick1981]

57. lionesspriyanka is hot for Mel Gibson.

:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Sabriel]

58. I heard Skinner is building a 30,000 sq. ft. house.

And we're all going to live with him.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

59. skinner is obese.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

60. Rockit secretly hates music.

[ThomCat]

116. Is that why she scowls and growls at everyone when she's

on stage? :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

117. check out her new pics on myspace. superhawt!!!

[LanternWaste]

64. I'm a paid operative for the GOP.,,,

I'm a paid operative for the GOP. I write down all the good stuff from DU, sex them up a bit and then leak them to the press as parts of the GOP platform. God? He's a republican. WW2? America fought against the Democrats in Europe. Equal Rights? Ummm... dammit-- I gotnothing on that one....


In 2008, women breastfeeding at the Olive Garden will be part of our plank... foolish democrats.

[SPKrazy]

67. New Wave Chick

is not a chick, and she's never listened to New Wave!

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

70. Kitchen Witch

has never even seen a broom




:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

71. Zookeeper

is really a prison guard at Stillwater, Minnesota

[Zookeeper]

139. ....

My teens would agree with part of that statement. :rofl:

:pals:

[SPKrazy]

72. Starbucks Anarchist

has never been to starbucks

and doesn't know what anarchy is

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

84. One of those is wrong.

:D

[SPKrazy]

85. ROFL!

and ya ain't sayin' which eh?

I'm thinking you've never been to Starbucks!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

90. I have a coffee IV, actually.

:P

[SPKrazy]

91. That Would Be Simpler

and cleaner than having to drink and spill it.

:rofl:

[Dinger]

73. I Heard RetroLounge Has a Guilty-Free & Profitable Pleasure

He makes boatloads of money manufacturing * dartboards!


Hey RL, can I buy some stock from you? I'll be good. I promise:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

74. Nicole

is secretly an OSU Cowboy Fan!



and wears orange around her house with her bunny slippers

:rofl:

[everythingsxen]

75. There are no DUers on DU

Everyone on DU is actually a troll or troll of a troll, all trying to bluff each other into believing each others stories.

That's what I heard anyway.

Except me. I am a ghost in the machine.

[SPKrazy]

96. And?

your point is?

[SPKrazy]

76. Kajsa

really lives in a small town in western Kansas and just pretends she is in sunny southern California

:scared:

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

77. TOhioLiberal

is really Keith Olberman

Keith is just trying to pretend that he is a woman from Ohio who likes Keith to improve his fan base on DU!

:rofl:

[redwitch]

78. CatWoman is really a dog person.

and LAraMN is really Jenny from Poughkeepsie.

[belladonna]

79. Flvegan is, in reality, an introvert

He has an evil twin who comes on and posts the evil flirting threads you all see... it's not really him!

[Evoman]

80. Haruka put out a cigarette on my chest after I criticized her SUV.

[ThomCat]

118. She was flirting with you.

:)

[Danger Mouse]

81. ElrondHubbard is dead.

No, seriously.

[SPKrazy]

83. Are You Channeling then?

through your computer that is still "alive"

cool

:shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

95. Ghost in the machine...

[BarenakedLady]

108. Hey you!

:hi:

You are missed. :hug:

[rocktivity]

82. A blind item

What DU-er was seen what other DU-er at what bar in what city in what country performing what illegal, immortal and fattening act with what Conservative Idiot of what week, forcing what DU moderator to tombstone them both?

:eyes:
rocknation

[SPKrazy]

86. crim son

"I really do enjoy bowling in the nude in subfreezing weather and having my picture taken"

edited for quotes

[SPKrazy]

87. Texan Witch

really lives in North Dakota

and loves to see condos built in places that upset the natural ecosystem.

[u4ic]

88. Southpawpecker

doesn't actually have one. :(

[gemdem]

89. OUCH!

:wow:

[SPKrazy]

92. u4ic

:cry:

why you wanna hurt me like that?

evil stepsister!

You know I really do have a pecker, it just isn't a southpawpecker!

:rofl:

[Writer]

94. No. You are VERY mistaken. It's more like...

HOLY SHIT, THAT'S ONE HELL OF A SOUTHPAWPECKER!

Trust me. ;)

Writer the Lurker.

[SPKrazy]

93. u4ic Doesn't Really Live In Canada

she actually lives in Northern Minnesota and has Canada envy and pretends like she lives in Canada!

[u4ic]

97. Like wearing mukluks

year round?

[SPKrazy]

98. These?

[u4ic]

99. How did my picture

end up on that site? :o

[SPKrazy]

100. Don't Know?

jest happens on the internets sometimes!

:rofl:

[u4ic]

101. I demand royalties!

:grr:

[SPKrazy]

102. Don't Talk To Me

contact Bush

he's the one talking about them "internets" so he must be in charge!

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

106. I heard a rumor there was another rumor thread.

[Taverner]

107. Will Pitt is really a Freeper Lurker

And he has a freeper flag tacked up on the wall of his garage!

[meegbear]

109. lionesspriyanka is not a lesbian ...

she's faking it to hang with "the cool gay posters".

[La Lioness Priyanka]

110. meegbear isnt a bear. he is really a wolf.

:P

[meegbear]

111. LOL!

:hi:

[NewJeffCT]

135. The rumor I heard about her was...

she's a man, baby!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

138. with a really good boob job!

:P

[NewJeffCT]

142. Our DUer, the beautiful Priyanka...

is a result of the most cunningly successful sex change operation in the history of the United States!

apologies to Dr. Johnny Fever for stealing his line.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

119. i caught lynnesin in bed with leftymom and kitchenwitch

fun times.

[ScreamingMeemie]

120. tjwmason ran off and joined a boy band...

That's why we haven't seen him around. :(

[ThomCat]

130. I hope he's having fun with the band.

:9

[La Lioness Priyanka]

121. liontamer beat up some hipster in williamsburg.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

122. xchrom is VERY butch!

[xchrom]

133. ....

:spray: :spray: :spray:

oh god -- we're both SO butch, MissThing.

never saw a pair of stilettos or a channel lipstick we didn't LOVE!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

134. that line you had the other day about your being butch and irony

cant remember it exactly...was SO funny.

[xchrom]

136. well you've certainly given me the best laugh i've had this week.

oh. god. -- butch. hmmmmm.

[ScreamingMeemie]

123. lionesspriyanka is actually a suburban housewife with 2.5 kids, a brick

ranch home and an accountant for a husband. Her pet name for him is "Lisa".

[La Lioness Priyanka]

128. my husband lisa...

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

124. LynneSin is supercool and everyone wants to be her friend

Hey - I need all the publicity I can get!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

125. but i do want to be her friend. i am just afraid that kitchenwitch and lefty mom

will beat me up.

[ScreamingMeemie]

126. LynneSin is a rabid Bears fan and has a full pelt to wear this weekend

in celebration. Fake of course.

[LynneSin]

131. MrsGrumpy thinks Donovan McNabb is the better QB over Farve

And I DON'T wear fur!

[ScreamingMeemie]

132. Yes, that's why I said it was fake.

Fun fur even. A fun fur bear pelt.

:P

[Left Is Write]

127. Archae wears a Vikings shirt under his clothes and wishes he lived in Minnesota.

[Deep13]

129. Gizmonic is so mean, she once shot a man for snoring too loud.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

137. starbuck anarchist is pregnant with the illegitimate child of gormycuss

[AllegroRondo]

140. Allegrorondo once dated a Playboy centerfold

:woohoo:

[RetroLounge]

141. Bicentennial Baby is really MrsRetro in cyber-disguise

out sowing her horny poly oats while I stay home with the kids and the dog...

Come on, have you EVER seen them together?

and they have the same first name...

2 + 2 = 3...

:rofl:

RL

[bicentennial_baby]

148. Bwahahaha!

:spray:

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

150. Hey gorgeous!

I knew that would make you smile...

:loveya:

RL

[bicentennial_baby]

151. You made me smile, and crack up!!

:D

I adore you :loveya:

[youthere]

143. Matcom LOVES the kudzu thread.

[Gormy Cuss]

146. matcom IS kudzu. n/t

[Left Is Write]

152. Matcom STARTED the kudzu thread. Don't tell swag.

[Gormy Cuss]

155. Don't tell matcom that swag is a sock puppet of

mrs. matcom. :D

[Gormy Cuss]

144. I'm leaving DU.

lionesspriyanka is stalking me.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

153. you wish!

:rofl:

[Madspirit]

145. don't know

I don't know any of you well enough yet to start a rumor about you. I do have a little notebook though....
Madspirit

[leftofthedial]

149. matcom and Skinner are really the same person

[La Lioness Priyanka]

154. rabrrrrr is not very bright