Joke I heard today

[Uben]

A well dressed lady walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist for some cyanide. The pharmacist asked her why she needed the cyanide, whereby she replied, "I want to kill my husband!"
The pharmacist replied, "You can't just kill your husband. What has he done that makes you want to kill him?"

The lady replies, "He's been cheating on me!" The pharmacist asks, "How do you know he's cheating?" The lady reaches into her purse and retrieves a picture of her husband and the pharmacist's wife, in bed together!

The pharmacist then replies, "Why didn't you say you had a prescription!"

[skygazer]

1. Joke heard yesterday on a Sopranos dvd

A guy walks into his kitchen where his wife is standing. The guy has a duck under his arm. He says, "This is the pig I've been fucking." His wife says, "That's a duck."

The guy says, "I wasn't talking to you."

Sorry, I know it's sick but it had me rolling on the floor.

[VenusRising]

2. My favorite joke from the Sopranos:

A rich man and a poor man, who share the same wedding anniversary, meet on the same street corner every year while shopping for their wives' anniversary gifts.

The poor man asks the rich man what he bought this year for his wife. The rich man says, "I got her a diamond ring and a BMW. If she doesn't like the ring she can drive it back to the jewelry store in the car."

The rich man asks the poor man what he bought for his wife this year. The poor man says, "I bought her a pair of fuzzy slippers and a dildo. This way, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f*ck herself."


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[ironflange]

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[Shine]

3. That's cute.

Prescription for Murder.


Wasn't there a movie by that title, once? I bet Radio Lady would know....