What's with the chairs in the Lounge?

[struggle4progress]

Every time I come here, I get stuck with the same crappy red folding chair

[reyd reid reed]

1. Just be careful

if you ever go near the brown one over in the corner.

:scared:

[struggle4progress]

19. Why? Does it have a bad attitude?

[reyd reid reed]

25. It's lumpy

and it smells funny. And when you sit in it, strange things happen...I'm afraid of that brown chair in the corner...

:scared:

[struggle4progress]

29. Oh, Lumpy! Uh, he's not a chair: he's one of the Seven Dwarves ...

[reyd reid reed]

33. OH!

That would explain it. That would explain a lot of things; things like...

:blush:

Let me guess...his brothers are Gropey, Dopey and Pokey.

And Doc.

[struggle4progress]

42. I wudna know. Lumpy's been rude to me ever since I tried to stand on him to reach the beer mugs.

[krispos42]

2. You rate a chair?

Some guy in the corner gave me a broomstick and told me to sit anywhere...

[struggle4progress]

21. I'm certainly rating this one: D-.

It's one lousy chair

[texanwitch]

3. I got a rocking chair.

You just have to know the right people.

[struggle4progress]

6. Does krispos have your broom?

[texanwitch]

10. No, my broom is in the shop.

Brooms over rated, just try sitting on one.

[struggle4progress]

17. Was William Archibald Spooner right? Is the clutch hard to handle?

[texanwitch]

26. I don't a have clutch, I have new broom.

A clutch is 1990's.

[struggle4progress]

31. Happens all the time. Somebody comes into the Lounge, asks for the Nude Room, gets a New Broom

I understand it's a software problem

[texanwitch]

36. The new brooms are faster, and come with Ipods.

We keep the old brooms for broom ed, got to learn to fly on something a little slower.

[MoseyWalker]

4. You have a chair?

You lucky bastard.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear struggle4progress!

Well.....if you came around more often, you might get a better one!

We do reward loyalty, you know!

:P

Good to see you tonight! :hug:

[struggle4progress]

8. Hi, CP! Please tell Skinner I want a padded chair.

For additional clarity, that's spelled c-h-a-i-r not c-e-l-l.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. I don't think Skinner is in charge of Lounge chairs!

He lets us handle these internal matters ourselves, you know! :rofl:

You sure you didn't mean c-e-l-l?:evilgrin:

[struggle4progress]

23. Well, if he ever asks for suggestions about upgrading the site, now you know what to say

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. I'm sorry...I haven't finished reupholstering the rocker yet.

[struggle4progress]

11. Doesn't matter: Texanwitch won't let me sit on it anyway

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. Why? Are you in the midst of your monthly impurity?

:rofl:

[struggle4progress]

22. Uhhh -- of just whose didst you think I should be in the midst?

[BarenakedLady]

9. Hey there is room over here on the comfy couch...

I'll just scooch over a bit and give you some room. :)

[struggle4progress]

15. So, which of the Bare Naked Ladies is you?

http://www.warchild.ca.nyud.net:8090/images/musicians/bare-naked-ladies.jpg

[BarenakedLady]

18. Mmmmm I like that picture...

I like to pretend that I'm Steven Page's wife...but alas, I am not. :)

[struggle4progress]

34. I like to pretend I'm Steven Page. But apparently he doesn't like me signing his name on checks.

Go figure :shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

38. LoL!

:rofl:

Yes, you definately should come sit on the comfy couch. I promise to keep my hands to myself. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Could be worse

You could wind up in... the comfy chair!

[struggle4progress]

27. I didn't expect that.

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Bless you

I absolutely adore a proper set-up. :toast:









Oops — almost forgot.



NObody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[InternalDialogue]

13. Same as me. But it's not the chair that's important.

It's what you see from the chair.

Shh. Show's about to start.

[struggle4progress]

37. Is this that documentary on audience reaction to John Cage's 4'3"?

[BarenakedLady]

41. Oh crap am I on?

Damn it....I can't find my rubber chicken and pasties....

[HCE SuiGeneris]

16. I have the milk crate and my ass is now criss-crossed

:mad: . On another note... where would one (myself) go to look up an acronym used in DU. TIA :9

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. Which acronym are you wondering about?

Maybe I can be of assistance........:shrug:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

28. Thanks for replying

Peggy. NGU -- I found the library of acronyms before, but alas, it is lost to me now.
In case this isn't clear -- NGU is the acronym ;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. Always glad to help, my dear BushDespiser12!

NGU: Never Give Up!

I had to ask too, long ago! :hug:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

35. Thank you Peggy

:hug: I am feeling very ostracized here in the lounge and really appreciate your help. Thank you!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

39. Talk to me, sweetie........

How about a PM?

Tell me.....maybe I can help..........:hug:

[struggle4progress]

40. Don't feel ostracized. I think the vast majority of most of my posts anywhere on DU

go unanswered. :hi:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

43. Thanks struggle4progress...

:hi: I'm feeling a little overwhelmed this evening and I really appreciate the reply. :hug: