Please, geez.......

[MoseyWalker]

tell me a joke.

Any joke. Fire away!

[Orrex]

1. It hurts me that you're not perusing my Punchlines thread

Jokes aplenty inside, and every one a laugh riot.

Well, maybe not every one.

Maybe just one or two.



Well, one, at least. For sure.


Hmm...

[MoseyWalker]

3. I'm sorry

I will now, and will hope this thread dies quickly. Sorry about that!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

2. Nun And A Priest Playing Golf. The Priest Concentrates, Concentrates, Takes The Putt, And

misses.

"Fuckin shit! I missed!" Exclaimed the priest.

"Watch your mouth dear, the Lord is listening" sweetly stated the nun.

On the next hole, he attempts to putt again, but again he misses.

"Fuckin shit! I missed!" The priest once again blurted out.

"I'm warning you" stated the Nun. "The Lord can hear you and will surely smite you for such language"

So onto the next hole and again ready to putt, the Priest concentrates, concentrates and readies his shot. He takes it, but wouldn't ya know it? Once again he misses.

"Fuckin shit! I missed!" He proclaimed even more loudly than he had previously.

And then, there was a bright flash of light from the sky. The clouds rumbled with anger, and there was a crashing sound of thunder... And the nun disappeared.

A loud booming voice from the heavens could be heard: "FUCKING SHIT! I MISSED!!!" said the Lord.