The best lounge new story ever: walmart, meat, violence, crazy old people with knives and canes...

[LeftyMom]

http://www.aikenstandard.com/news/291639334899583.php

Police apprehend woman after shoplifting attempt
Fri, Jan 19, 2007

By KAREN DAILY Staff writer

An Aiken woman caught stuffing bacon down her pants and packing a purse full of other items at Wal-Mart Wednesday was arrested after she pulled a knife on two store employees in an attempt to escape, police said.

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Police said she threatened the Wal-Mart employees with a knife and a cane after she was caught stealing.

She was trying to make off with the goods that she had stolen from the Southside retailer when she retaliated, according to arrest warrants.

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"The subject waved the knife and threatened to stab them with it," according to the report..."

[KurtNYC]

1. "Old"? she is 43?!

She went for the pricey stuff I see:

In addition to the meat, she took makeup, medicine, printer cartridges

[LeftyMom]

2. She looked waaaaaaaaaaaay older in the pic.

I would have guessed 60+ and aging badly.

[KurtNYC]

5. Looks like meth

which might also explain her boldness

[LeftyMom]

6. I think so too.

That would explain taking things like printer cartridges that could be sold.

It's sad in a way, but I still find the bacon down the pants pretty funny.

[bicentennial_baby]

7. Same here...

There are some places that bacon just should not go :rofl:

I just hope it was the refridgerated kind, and not that freaky "bacon in a box" crap that you buy off the shelf :D

[LeftyMom]

9. Shelf stable bacon scares me almost as much as shelf stable chicken.

When I was growing up and learning to cook my dad was working as a chef and had the requisite obsessions with safety and cleanliness, so he generally instilled in me the idea that chicken and pork ought to be handled with slightly more caution than nuclear waste.

Those little juice boxes full of shelf stable cow's milk creep me out too. I can kinda wrap my head around the idea that they won't kill anybody, but I can't understand who hates their kid enough to have them suffer room temperature milk. :puke: <- leftykid's "coughing triangles" smilie

[bicentennial_baby]

10. Same here!

I believe that if you're going to consume meat and/or dairy, it should be cold, and fresh, unless we're talking about something like jerky or other smoked/cured products.

And yeah, irradiated warm milk.... :puke:

[Little Wing]

11. Oh yeah, she's got the spots

[LostinVA]

14. Yeah -- see the scabs on her face?

I'm betting meth, too.

[Deja Q]

15. I'd rather she be cuckoo for cocoa puffs than mad for meth...

:(

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

3. I guess Wal-mart was this week's target...

Did you see this near the end of the story:



This is the second such violent attack on store employees this week, according to reports.

On Monday, a Michigan couple was arrested after the pair had a run-in with store security and police, officials said.

The two were each charged with stealing a television from the store, but the male half of the pair was also charged with assault and battery with intent to kill after he attempted to run a person down in the parking lot while trying to escape, police said.




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm glad I didn't need anything from there.

[LeftyMom]

4. Perhaps the problem is tied to gang warfare

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

8. Whether it's gangs or drugs...

Wal-mart isn't starting this year off too great.


Aww damn, I got to go and get some more Gain and Clorox.

[LostinVA]

13. What about Global Warming?

[LeftyMom]

16. More importantly, does she smoke?

How does she feel about Hillary's canidacy?

[LostinVA]

17. You can soooo tell she eats at Olive Garden

Jeebus.

At least she's not a vegan.

[LeftyMom]

18. d00d, I hate vegans.

:grr:

[LostinVA]

19. Jeebus I know -- lentil stew eating weirdos

They have NOOOOOO energy. And, all of their kids are weird and pasty looking. Ugh. EAT SOME MEAT, FREAKS!!!

[LeftyMom]

20. Skinny weirdos.

:shakes fist at people who smell like tofu:

[LostinVA]

21. Tofu *shudder*

I mean, WTF would ANYONE eat that garbage when head cheese is cheap and freely available at almost any grocery store?

EAT SOME ANIMAL-BASED PROTEIN FOR A CHANGE, YOU COMMIES!!! The Invasion of Normandy wasn't won by eating spelt and seiten... or however you spell that freaky stuff.

[yewberry]

22. Awwwwww.

:cry:

[LeftyMom]

23. seitan rocks

I have a shirt that says "praise seitan" and has an inverted pent made out of forks. Like the one on the bottom here, http://herbivoreclothing.com/his.html but a tank top.

I love that shirt.

Uh, I think I wandered off topic there. :blush: Vegans suck, for real. Have you ever noticed how none of the good DUers are vegan? ThomCat? Troll! flvegan? Idjit. MyCritters2's dog? Actually a bobcat in a beagle suit, surviving on songbirds and small children. Elad? Really, really, really deep cover troll.

Oh, and Dennis Kucinich draws paychecks from the National Cattlemen's Beef Association and the RNC, but you didn't hear that from me. ;)

[LostinVA]

24. Don't even get me started about DU vegan trolls

There's apparently some woman out in Sacramento who is some big vegan. I mean, she eats VEGAN WHIPPED CREAM. WTF kind of blasphemy is that?!

Oh, better go. My haggis and veal pie is almost finished cooking. YUMMO.

[LeftyMom]

25. Oh my God, you know what they have now?

Vegan Haggis. http://store.foodfightgrocery.com/veganhaggis.html

Why do vegans hate America Scotland?

[LostinVA]

26. OMFG

Haggis is supposed to be sheep innards and sheep stomach!!! WTF is next, vegan MARSHMALLOWS???

[LeftyMom]

27. That would be SO wrong.

:grr:

[LostinVA]

28. I wonder if we can get a petition going

WTF will these Tofu Freaks do next?

[usaftmo]

12. Don't let the morans know about this...

they'll blame it on Clinton! :crazy: