Let's just say you get to have lunch with Paris Hilton. What would you say to her?

[Taverner]

:)

[RedStateShame]

1. "You're buying, right?"

[eyepaddle]

2. IBTL

This could go a few different ways--none of them good!

[ronnykmarshall]

3. Would you please just GO AWAY??

[Goblinmonger]

4. Shhhhhh

No, seriously Paris, don't talk.

[Goblinmonger]

5. So

can you just blow me and get this over with?

[Taverner]

Ahhhh Herpes...the gift that keeps on giving

[texas1928]

6. Eat something, you are way to thin for my taste.

[Goblinmonger]

7. What exactly has your

research into String Theory led you to believe about the universe.

BAM: cross-thread reference; 2 points.

[BikeWriter]

8. RALPH!!!!!!!1111111

[LSK]

9. is that all you are eating?

[Goblinmonger]

10. On a related note: are you going to finish that?

Or: When you gonna eat your pickle? (I just dated myself there, didn't I).

[LSK]

12. yes, you did

[Goblinmonger]

14. Did you

date yourself by getting the reference or are you just extremely culturally literate.

[LSK]

18. no, Im not that flexible

:D

[Wapsie B]

11. "To hell with lunch.

Let's go make a movie."

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

17. HAHA

good one.

[edbermac]

13. You wanna make $14 the hard way?

[trof]

15. Please pass the Tabasco.

[Deja Q]

16. 'Why didn't you do that porno with me? Mine's bigger!'

:wow:

[Pacifist Patriot]

19. And you are...?

[Maddy McCall]

20. "No matter how hard you try, you'll never be Audrey Hepburn."

Millions can't buy class.

[xchrom]

21. i'd be all about -- ''grrrrl! let's dish.''

i bet a good ol' gossip with miss thing would be a hoot.

[MichiganVote]

22. Grow up!

[Cannikin]

23. I'm not sure I'd say anything....I think I'd just slap her while I was in range.

[Left Is Write]

24. "Get" to have lunch with Paris Hilton? You mean "have" to have lunch with her, right?

I'd tell her that nobody looks good in that orange spray-on color.