Simple DUers check in

[skygazer]

:dunce:

[Guava Jelly]

1. I'm not a smart man

[SPKrazy]

2. Here!

[Droopy]

3. I wish I was simple sometimes

I'm constantly in search of the simple life. My shrink says that deciphering my ramblings is like learning nuclear physics. Did I ever mention that I'm a serious person? Very serious. ;)

[skygazer]

6. I can relate to that

I have what my kids called my "thinking look" - when they were little, they'd ask me warily, "Mom? Are you mad or just thinking?" :rofl:

[graywarrior]

4. I'm so simple, I complicate matters.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

5. Huh? moe... or is that emo

[HCE SuiGeneris]

12. eom ?

[Generic Brad]

7. I don't qualify for Mensa membership

And I am a paramecium. Do I qualify as simple?

[qnr]

8. I'm simple in relation to DU since I use an abacus, two tin cans & a string. n/t

[BarenakedLady]

9. I'm sorry I don't understand the question

:silly:

[crim son]

10. I'm a very complex person

who has just popped in to watch the simple people stumble around and babble...

[hfojvt]

16. from sharp minds ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EN7j99SVko&mode=related&search=

[crim son]

17. Haven' t heard that one in a while.

I'm trying to recall what I was doing at that time of life. Something destructive, probably. Hi, hfojvt! Why are you "hfojvt"?

[hfojvt]

18. I was a senior at the U of Mn. It's where I became an hfojvt.

A pi$$ poor excuse for a user name, but I had a mental block keeping me from picking a better one. It was supposed to be a riddle, and a joke, like "Xjmf F. Dpzpuf - hfojvt." You know, the business card of that guy who was always ordering some sort of Rube Goldberg device from Acme to help him catch a Roadrunner, so he wouldn't be stuck on dial-up. Meep Beep. Zip. Bang. :hi: Wherefore art thou, crim son? and clo ver over and ov er.

[billyskank]

19. Hey, it had me fooled

not that that is saying much. :dunce:

[hfojvt]

20. It's saying

that you are not listening to enough Pete Townshend :headbang:

[reyd reid reed]

11. I'm about as simple as they come...

in fact...

Oh. Wait...I forgot what I was saying....

*wanders away and mumbles*

[hfojvt]

15. simple?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T-geLfWlkI

[hfojvt]

13. "you've gotta watch where you're going, remember where you've been

that's the way I see it
I'm a simple man."

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. Simple is as simple does.

:evilgrin: