Rubber Ducky

[WhollyHeretic]

Bondage Rubber Ducky, Bath & Shower Massager

Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;


Woo woo be doo


Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!


Doo doo doo doo, doo doo


Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby


Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!


Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.


Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby


Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!


Doo doo, be doo

[WhollyHeretic]

1. Guess I'm just twisted

I saw this on amazon and that song popped into my head. It's taken on a whole new meaning.