Ever Woken Up Next To Someone And Said "Who the hell are you?"

[SPKrazy]

been there done that

:evilgrin: :blush:

[zappa_parappa]

1. Nope, but my girlfriend has!

its not as bad as it sounds though...long story...

[SPKrazy]

10. Was It You ??

:rofl:

[Aristus]

2. Yes.

And she said: "Mrs. Aristus, thank you!"














Not true, but a funny come-back. B-)

[SPKrazy]

24. ...

:pals:

[crim son]

3. I've made a few mistakes in my time

but not that one.

[SPKrazy]

11. Good!

Then there's the "I'm not going home with her tonight, no!"

and you wake up with her anyway, that's really bad! edit especially when it happens repeatedly with the same woman!

:blush:

[itsmesgd]

4. best clone post ever

how about "what the hell are you?"

[SPKrazy]

12. Hmmmmm...

that's very possible that that happened as well!

[Writer]

5. LOL!

Oh my. Just how hung over were you?

[SPKrazy]

13. Hung Over?

Try still drunk!

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

6. That was ME, you fool!

:cry:

[SPKrazy]

15. I Know That Now DA

I didn't know it then

I'm glad it was you!

B-)

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Hah. You're just saying that so I'll invite you to the next bean orgy.

= pouts =

[SPKrazy]

21. No Really DA, I Didn't Know You

until that time

now, I know you

please let me come to the bean orgy!

:evilgrin:

[Omphaloskepsis]

7. I have...

That was the last time I used white drugs.

[SPKrazy]

16. ...

White drugs?

I usually had these things happen when I drank and did downers on top of them

[Omphaloskepsis]

22. Booze was in the mix.

And weed.

[SPKrazy]

23. ...

sounds about right

remember quaaludes?

damn

[xchrom]

8. too many times to mention.

[SPKrazy]

17. ...

it gets old

I also remember having roomates who did the same thing and it was funny to see who we each had brought home

[idgiehkt]

9. not recently

more of the time it was 'where the hell am I' than 'who...' the really bad ones are when it's both.

[SPKrazy]

18. Yeah, The Where Is Bad Too

that usually came back to me as well as the who
but, that moment of what the hell, where the hell, and who the hell is really hard to bare, a head in the hands moment

[undeterred]

14. Have you ever woken up with a jerk?

[SPKrazy]

20. I've jerked awake

and I've woken up with a jerk too

[Evoman]

25. Nah, I don't drink and I have a policy about picking up drunk girls. I don't.

The couple of times I've gotten drunk and went to the bar, I've noticed that it completely ruined my game.

[SPKrazy]

27. Smart Man!

the other way isn't the pleasant way necessarily!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

26. No, but once I woke up next to someone and said,

"What the hell am I doing here?!"

But that was a very long time ago... :blush:

[SPKrazy]

28. Ahhhhhh

they didn't know the GOG magic

you're probably lucky they left!

:loveya: :hug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. I tried maintaining a friendship for years...

but eventually got tired of doing all the work.

Too bad for him... :D :hug:

[SPKrazy]

32. Yes, Too Bad For Him!

The GoG rules!

:loveya: :thumbsup: :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. aww...

You're such a sweetie! :hug::loveya::hug::beer::hug:

[SPKrazy]

37. Aren't I GoG!

just a sweetie!

:evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

29. No...

...never. If I'm waking up next to somebody, I'll at least know his name. Maybe not much else, but the name. :hi: SPK!

[SPKrazy]

38. Good One!

maybe write it down on something in case?

:evilgrin: :toast:

[TOhioLiberal]

41. hey, on my hand if nothing else...

[SPKrazy]

46. ...

that works!

:pals:

[NNadir]

30. No. It is certainly something I would not want to experience either.

It sounds dangerous.

It is dangerous.

Happily I have only slept with one other person for more than 20 years.

[SPKrazy]

39. And It Ain't Always Pretty Either!

yes it is dangerous

I haven't done it in over 20 years thank goodness, not since I quit drinking.

Maybe that was a good reason to quit?

Wasn't why I quit though.

If I wake up with someone I want to know who it is and why I'm with them, I won't know that if I've been drinking.

[Redstone]

33. No, but I've had someone wake up and ask ME that.

Redstone

[RetroLounge]

34. Did that every day for 10 years...

Got the same answer every time. "your wife."

:rofl:

RL

[SPKrazy]

36. ROFL!

you goose!

:applause: :rofl:

[RetroLounge]

40. I sense you can relate?

:D

RL

[SPKrazy]

49. ...

your senses are good still!

:headbang:

[Generic Brad]

42. My wife

She did not see the humor in it either.

[leftofthedial]

43. no. but I've woken up next to someone and said,

"How the hell much did I drink?"

[SPKrazy]

44. Or

What did I do last night?

[BarenakedLady]

45. Not yet...nt

[SPKrazy]

47. Hope Springs Eternal?

not the kind of thing that is really much fun in the light of day usually.

They always look better at closing time

men and women that is

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

48. Eh at this point

I'll take what I can get. LoL.

[SPKrazy]

50. There's Always That!

Meh, I'm just having the fucking time of my life!

:banghead:

[Giant Robot]

51. Yes and here's the story

Well, at least the last part of it anyway. Mix college apartment building party, add alcohol, and both genders doing various acts all over the place. That's the general scene.

The next day, I wake up next to someone. No clue who she is, but I vaguely remember her begging me to go back to her dorm room with her. I turned her down then because this was not my college and I had no clue where I was and was not driving in my state. I was just visiting a friend. I rolled over bumped into her and that woke me up. I look at her, vaguely remember the night before, could not remember her name. Seeing her sober in the light of day....well she was not normally someone I would consider attractive to put it nicely. So I'm guessing I had the look on my face like I had just woken up next to Chewbacca. The funny part is, she woke up then, looked at me, and had the same look on her face! It was just seriously funny in some twisted kind of way. We made nervous, awkward goodbyes and never saw each other again.

[SPKrazy]

52. Ahhh Young Love

er, I mean lusty hot ..


can't say that either

it was what it was

[Giant Robot]

54. Yeah looking back now it was just a silly thing

And a funny story to tell others now.

[mitchum]

53. Hell, I've woken up alone and asked that question

[SPKrazy]

55. ...

:rofl:

[bluethruandthru]

56. I've wondered that

even before I fell asleep!

(a long time ago) :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

59. Crackin' Me Up Blue!

even before I fell asleep

:rofl: :rofl: :spray:

[Lyric]

57. No--I've had a boring life. *sigh*

The only time I've ever been intimate with someone I didn't know *extremely* well was when I met my dearly beloved in person (we met first online). We'd known each other through a certain chatroom and ICQ conversations for months. Internet turned to hours-long telephone talks. And then we decided to meet in person. I went to New York on June 17th 1999, planning to stay at her house for the weekend. Then my car broke down! I wound up there for a week, was out of the guest room and in her waterbed with her by the 2nd night, completely in love by the 3rd night, and moved in with her forever on the 4th of July--barely 2 weeks later. :)

That was 7 and half years ago. We've never spent a night apart since. :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

61. That's A Sweet Story!

I hope it continues to go well for you both!

:hug:

[Cobalt-60]

58. ..and where the hell are we?

You know it was a big bore blow out when you wake up on the lawn among strangers.
Once only and when I was much younger.

[SPKrazy]

60. Clothed?

I take it not!

:rofl:

[Cobalt-60]

62. Fortunately for everyone

I was still dressed.

[Hissyspit]

63. No. n/t

[CrazyForKucinich]

64. No but I have slept with someone who was/is engaged...

I was in love with her and she in love with me...or so I thought. I dunno...it's still playing out.

[SPKrazy]

65. I Take It Not Engaged To You

that's pretty obvious

play it out!

good luck!

[CrazyForKucinich]

66. Ha...

Yeah...well I think she loves her fiance more than me. I dunno. I'll never forget the times we had together. It's pretty much over now though. Plenty of people out there though.

[ContraBass Black]

67. Never once.

But then, I don't drink.

[flvegan]

68. Never. I always leave BEFORE falling asleep.

What?