Quick! Emergency! Come Flirt With Me Here!

[RetroLounge]

Experiencing severe flirting withdrawal. Help!

:evilgrin:

and flirt among yourselves too...

RL

[yvr girl]

1. How long has it been?

20 minutes?

[RetroLounge]

2. With you, darling, far too long...

Did you get my text message last night?

:loveya:

RL

[yvr girl]

3. No, I didn't

I didn't even open my purse yesterday. How was your Christmas?

...and it has been too long. :*

[RetroLounge]

4. Xmas was okay, since my dysfunctional family

was really not so dysfunctional after all.

Spent the day in Chicago, sent you a text on my way home wishing you a merry christmas.

and by the way, you look very hot today... :9

RL

[yvr girl]

5. you look very hot

every day!

[RetroLounge]

8. Well, I get ready for my day with you in mind...

and thinking about you in that dress, you know the one, and those boots, well, the look on my face radiates the hotness that is you...

:9

RL

[billyskank]

15. Hi yivver

:hug:

[FedUpWithIt All]

6. ::sneaks into the room to watch:::

:evilgrin:

[Chico Man]

7. right behind ya

=)

[RetroLounge]

9. Voyeurism can be hot too...

But you cannot sneak in here and not be noticed...

Your beauty gives you away, and your smile lights up this thread...

:hug:

RL

[FedUpWithIt All]

Damn, and i picked the darkest corner too.

What's a voyeur to do? :shrug:

Hmmm, think the rest will miss you if you join me in the dark for a few minutes? :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

23. I'm already with you darling...

I do my best flirting in the dark corners...

But i'd rather see your pretty face...

:loveya:

RL

[FedUpWithIt All]

32. ....

Honey...that is NOT my face. lol

:P

And no using the dark as an excuse.

[RetroLounge]

39. LOL!

Well, either way, I think I'll kiss it again...

:evilgrin:

RL

[billyskank]

13. That's not allowed

You must join in. :*

;)

[FedUpWithIt All]

25. Yes Sir...

:patriot:
Your joining in as well i hope. :D

:9 :*

[billyskank]

28. Only because you're here

;)

:hug:

[FedUpWithIt All]

34. In the dark corner with billy and retro...

:::sigh::: :dilemma:

[billyskank]

38. Retro has enough lovely ladies here for him

Slip off for a while with me. ;)

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

41. Billy!

You hot thing you. Get back over here in the dark corner...

That's better...

:hi:

RL

[FedUpWithIt All]

43. LOL

Now ya'll threw me.

And i was doing so well.


:rofl:

Group hug boys...:grouphug: Lotta :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: to go around. :P

[billyskank]

44. I'm there

:hug: :grouphug:

:loveya:

[FedUpWithIt All]

45. :::whispers:::

Where did you wanna go? I think he has locked the door. :shrug:

[billyskank]

47. That fiend!

:rofl:

Somewhere dark...with a bed? :D

[RetroLounge]

48. All my flirting threads come with their very own bed

enjoy...



RL

[FedUpWithIt All]

49. Oh Retro...You think of EVERYTHING...

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

52. I am a full service provider of all your flirting needs...

RL

[FedUpWithIt All]

55. Wow, looks like all i need to bring are the stripy socks and my red dress

:9

:bounce: :bounce:

[RetroLounge]

57. "stripy socks and my red dress"

:woohoo::woohoo:
:woohoo::woohoo:
:woohoo::woohoo:
:woohoo::woohoo:
:woohoo::woohoo:

RL

[billyskank]

58. You didn't see the stripy socks?

Man, those are awesome socks. :D

As befits a very sexy pair of legs. :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

59. Oh, I saw them, twice over...

nice sexy legs indeed!

RL

[FedUpWithIt All]

60. ...

:blush: ...seriously.

In a good way of course.

:7




Muah to both of you.

[RetroLounge]

62. Ahhhh, there they are...

Yay! Stripey Socks!

and hot legs!

:wow:

RL

[billyskank]

66. Holy macaroni!

:blush:

:loveya:

[FedUpWithIt All]

50. Look Billy...

a bed...

:evilgrin: :loveya:

[billyskank]

51. Say no more

:D

:loveya:

[FedUpWithIt All]

53. Did i pass my first lesson Guv'nor?

:hug: :loveya: :hug:

[billyskank]

54. I am giving you an A+

:*

[FedUpWithIt All]

56. Mmm, if i get a kiss like that every time i pass i will be a very good pupil

:9


:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

87. I wanna Watch You Watch!

he he he

:evilgrin:

[Dinger]

10. I'm Married, But What The Hell, Here It Goes:

I remember that pic you posted where you were wearing leather pants. Hubby was out of town, and I remember that I posted something about feeling like I got away with something, just for looking, and you said I did!:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

12. Here's the next logical step...

The leather pants in a bunch on the floor...



:evilgrin:

RL

[Radio_Lady]

18. OT: We had the same flooring in red in Massachusetts! I'd recognize it anywhere!

Um, boxers or briefs?

[RetroLounge]

20. With leather pants?

Commando all the way...

In the paraphrased words of the famous poet-shaman Jim Morrison, if you want them to buy what your selling, you gotta put it out there to be seen...

:9

RL

[Radio_Lady]

24. Unlace these things!

So do you lean to the left or the right?



RL :rofl:

[RetroLounge]

33. Oooh. Yes Mistress RL!

If it pleases you...

:kneels:

RL

[Radio_Lady]

37. I am sweeping the competition off your doorstep! You have no need for them, Master RL!

Now, what do you want of me?

{{Photos of me here would get us both in DEEP trouble}}

Just imagine...

[RetroLounge]

42. Oh, I am imagining, believe me...

Now, back to those laces...

slowly. very slowly...

RL

[Radio_Lady]

46. Um, some of my best friends are from the theater and the hairdressing world!

Hope that's not too trite.

It's true!

[Dinger]

26. You Little Dikins : )

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

31. Got that feeling again?

:evilgrin:

RL

[Radio_Lady]

35. {{RetroLounge is gathering a harem, and they ain't all girls...}}

"Eyes Wide Shut", assignation scenes...

Abandon Innocence, All Ye Who Enter Here...

(Where's Lavender Diva? Where's California Peggy?)

[Radio_Lady]

Hey, Dinger? Remember this! "I may be married, but I'm not DEAD!"

Helps when you get that longing for... y'know... maybe with... a flirtatious DUer.

[swimboy]

11. Hey man!

Wanna sit on my lap while I read something to you?

Or maybe you have your own ideas?

Wickedly yours--

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

14. I would sit in your fine lap anytime, anyplace...

and you have to read to me, sultry and low, close to my ear, so i can feel your breath...

*goosebumps*

:9

RL

[Radio_Lady]

16. IBTL! IBTL! I know where this is going, and you're not going to get any.

Just "previews" -- not "the real thing." Like movies...

[RetroLounge]

22. ...

:shrug:

*blinks innocently*

RL

[Radio_Lady]

29. So you want leather? You got leather!

{{smiles furtively}}

http://abc.techhouse.org/maelstrom/goth/clothes.html

[swimboy]

30. You've described things very well so far

and don't you worry at all about the locks



I've got the keys to the kingdom.

[RetroLounge]

36. I'll need the keys to the highway first

so I can drive to your side of the country...

warm up that lap, get a good book...

RL

[Radio_Lady]

40. I just noticed your PINK TRIANGLE... not sure I'm on the (ahem)...

LEVEL PLAYING FIELD.

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. I'll help you with that flirting emergency...

:hi: :* :loveya: How's it hangin'? :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

19. Hanging just fine...

Wanna come over and hang out together?

:mwah:

RL

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Sure...

Just how far do you want me to hang out? :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

27. Just enough. Just enough.

I'll do the rest...

:evilgrin:

RL

[SPKrazy]

91. I'll Just Pretend

you asked me that

ohhhhh nooooooo!

:evilgrin:

things just got better indeed!

:bounce:

[NewWaveChick1981]

115. You don't have to pretend...

:hi: How's it hangin', sweetie? :loveya: :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

116. Well I Don't Want To Get A Thread Locked!

but it's hangin' just fine now!

or something...

:evilgrin: :bounce:

[graywarrior]

61. I suck at flirting.

So, I'll just say...o baby, o.

[RetroLounge]

63. All you need to do is flash that wicked cute smile my way...

*thud*

RL

[graywarrior]

64. With or without the dentures?

:rofl:







Kidding....they're all mine.

[RetroLounge]

65. ...

:rofl:

RL

[Deja Q]

67. If you were an ice cream cone, I'd be licking for quite a while!

:evilgrin:

Fortunately, I don't think anybody thinks of you as a tootsie pop... :rofl: (for one thing, ~412 licks isn't enough... and then there are the weirdos who'd be more inclined to bite it off... :spray: )

[FedUpWithIt All]

68. Tootsie

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

69. Sure! What flavor are they?

:9 :rofl:

[FedUpWithIt All]

70. That depends...

what flavor would you LIKE them to be. :P

[Deja Q]

72. Chocolate and cookie dough?

:9

Also, did you know my previous response was #69? :7

[FedUpWithIt All]

73. Damn, i only have watermelon....

:P

I saw the 69...I am a voyeur after all. ;)

B-) lol

[RetroLounge]

81. I got 2 scoops all ready to be licked...

and a sugar cone too...

:evilgrin:

RL

[xchrom]

71. lol -- you have some GREAT responses here.

you do inspire, retro -- you do inspire....

[RetroLounge]

80. Hey you handsome devil you...

One Swimboy lets me off his lap, can I come sit on yours?

:9

RL

[xchrom]

82. lol --

then can we switch and then i can sit in yours?

;-)

[RetroLounge]

84. of course...

:D

RL

[buddhamama]

74. i can't

i stink at flriting, especially through this medium.

what's the point :cry:

[billyskank]

75. Now that is not true

I know this for a fact.

[buddhamama]

76. you do?

[billyskank]

77. Or not, if you prefer?

[buddhamama]

78. i see what you are getting at,

to me there is a difference between flirting for the sake of it,
and showing real affection.

as with sex,
it's not just sex with me and i don't do it with just anyone.

[Guava Jelly]

110. Yes there is my friend

I flirt with many here.
And it is for fun.
It is easy to lead the vulnerable on and when that happens people can get hurt.
I will flirt with anyone and i do.
But I draw the line when it comes to messing with someones hearts or mind.
I have been hurt..I won't do that to anyone else.
:hug:
As always you are spot on :loveya:

[RetroLounge]

79. The point is that you are one fine looking woman

I LOVE that picture of you on the swing...

and no one here stinks at flirting...

:hi:

RL

[RevolutionaryActs]

83. The whos'it and the what, what?

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

86. Hey You !

come here

flirt with me

right here!

'kay?

:evilgrin:

forget about him, he's gone!

[RevolutionaryActs]

90. i don't know, are you gonna flash me again?

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

92. I Can If You Like

or not


I might just hang out....

oh,

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

95. uh huh.

:rofl::spray:

[SPKrazy]

97. Hey, Gray Had Me

hooked up with some rocker dude last night, I told her I wished I was Lukas

well anyway

:crazy: :wtf:

[RevolutionaryActs]

98. You're cheating on me?

:o

[SPKrazy]

101. I Don't See It That Way

I just see it as there is so much of me to share that I can't keep it all to myself

:rofl:

besides, you're still my fav ;-)

how many times have I flashed you?

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

102. Ok, good to know.

I've lost count, but at least 4 I think. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

103. So, See, You Are

the best Rev!

better than all the rest.....


OMG I sound like an old song...


You rawk you hawtie!

:loveya: :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

104. Isn't that from the Karate Kid?

I love that movie. :P

[SPKrazy]

105. Karate Kid?

don't remember that song in that

but, ????

I've seen it a thousand times

it is good

B-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

106. This is what I was thinking of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho



I got my lyrics confused. Oh well. :P

[SPKrazy]

107. Good Gawdess!

I'd forgotten about that song

funny movie really

[RetroLounge]

88. Oh be quiet gorgeous and flirt with me...

MWAH!!!

RL

[RevolutionaryActs]

96. How can I flirt if I'm quiet?

Oooooooh. :o

[RetroLounge]

113. Good point...

You may moan now...

:9

RL

[momophile]

85. hi handsome.

okay, I confess. I'm married and don't feel right flirting with others.

but you are handsome...

[RetroLounge]

93. Ooh, confession is good for the soul...

plus, I'm married too...

But it's not firting, it's DU Lounge flirting, which is sanctioned by the National Board of Flirting Rulemakers (tm)...

So anyhow, hey there gorgeous, how you doing? :9

RL

[momophile]

100. you made me giggle like a school-girl

and then I ran and told my husband!
:blush:

[TOhioLiberal]

89. Hey handsome...

...What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this?
...I forgot my Phone number. Can I have yours?
...Are your feet tired? You've been running through my mind all day.

Choose one! :rofl:

[RetroLounge]

94. ...I must be in heaven

because I'm looking at an angel...

:*

RL

[TOhioLiberal]

99. Always ready to flirt...

...:hi: :*

[Radio_Lady]

108. RL, you must be worn out! Or sleeping! It's been hours since we made contact...

Whatcha doin' on Wednesday?

Luv ya bunches,

Radio Lady


Radio Lady listens...

[RetroLounge]

114. I fell asleep at 7pm

and slept all night...

You wore me out... :9

RL

[Radio_Lady]

117. Oh, great... just when it was ready and willing to...

NEVER MIND...

You're probably asleep again tonight.

Oh, well. Sweet dreams!

I'll do it myself!

(Just kiddin'...)

Radio Lady in Oregon

[Writer]

109. You put me in such a state.

I fight hopelessly against the inevitable, waking tide - crashing, heaving, returning again and again. I uncover my naked flesh and ask. Will you answer? I stand before you without defenses. Will you come hither?

Place me underneath your masculinity. Let me be your femininity, abandoning control, gripping and crying, sighing and seeking a deliverance from my own enslaving passion.

Will you oblige me?

[billyskank]

111. Good heavens

That made me :blush:

:hug: :hi:

[RetroLounge]

112. Holy Moly!

That made me blush, twitch and shiver... Now i need a smoke...

:blush:

You're good. You're very good...

:hug:

RL

[Radio_Lady]

120. We're all too good...

I have an autograph in my year book from a boyfriend.

It says:

2 Good
2 Be
4 Forgotten

Little did he know his little ditty was the precursor to TEXT MESSAGING!

An ad I used to see in the NYC bus system when I lived in Manhattan:

U CN GT A GD JB W/ MO PA.

Read it if you can!!!

The advertisement was for SPEEDWRITING! Whatever happened to SPEEDWRITING? It was replaced with KEYBOARDING! And all the men (or at least the smart ones) learned how to type!

The advertisement says: YOU CAN GET A JOB WITH MORE PAY -- WITH SPEEDWRITING.

[noshenanigans]

118. I saw this great painting..

It was Michaelangelo or something but it looked just like you... you've got, like, a classical beauty.

Wanna go upstairs?

[RetroLounge]

121. Oooh, you are good...

Very good.

Lead the way, I'm right behind you...

:loveya:

RL

[LaraMN]

119. "Emergency!" *snort!*

It's not an "emergency," when it's your typical state of being.

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

122. Hey hot stuff, those boots made for walking?

You can wear that dress to my party anytime...

It's only an emergency when you are not there...

:9

RL