My muscles are sore and I'm constantly hungry - what gives!

[Writer]

I completed a spinning class on Tuesday and have been shoveling snow for the last two days. Just a bit of exercise. But I'm hungry - ravenously hungry! And my back, hamstring, and calf muscles are quite sore! My mind is going crazy - I need to write! But I must tread through two feet of snow with my laptop over my back to reach the library.

I think I'm growing paranoid. My right hand keeps swatting at invisible flies. Mr. Writer is in his office. He's starting to look tasty.

Help!

[Redstone]

1. You have a bad case of...

Christ, I don't know. But something.

Redstone

[SPKrazy]

2. I Just Can't Do It!

you know


:evilgrin: :rofl: :rofl:

Jeremiah Johnson?

[Writer]

6. I KNOW what's on your mind, you fiend!

Dare you utter those words, you will find yourself in the same HEAP as Mr. Writer. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

9. Muahhhhhhh!

I'm dying to do it

mou.....

ru.....

hor....

:rofl: :loveya:

[Writer]

10. Oh good god, I am in such a state...

the pain feels quite good. ;)

[SPKrazy]

13. Are You Preggers?

;-)

[Writer]

16. My muscles are screaming "feed me!"

Meat! They want meat! And we can't pull the car out to get a burger. A terrible dilemma.

Pregnancy? I don't think so. But then again... :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

17. You Could Eat

the little dog?

Nooooooooo Don't I was just kidding!!!!



:scared: :pals:

[Writer]

20. We've considered that.

He's pork sized. He'd be good with some mole or adobo sauce.

"Heeeere Pippin Pippin Pippin..."

Mmmmmm... :P

[SPKrazy]

22. Not Mole!

Adobo fer sher

Mole :puke: :puke: :puke:

[LeftyMom]

3. Last time I was sore and ravenously hungry,

I aced my pregnancy test. :D

[Writer]

4. Oh dear...

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

7. That's sort of what I said,

except there was a four letter word other than "dear" involved. :scared:

[Writer]

8. But were you also sore in your tum?

I'm not sore there.

[LeftyMom]

11. No, I never had any morning sickness or anything like that.

I was shockingly hungry for the duration of my pregnancy and lactation but I never had any trouble at all keeping food down.

[Writer]

12. Oh dear...

:hide:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

5. You have a nasty case of spinnershovelitis.

The only cure is to relocate to a warm climate and load up on rum punch, light on the punch. Works every time.

[BarenakedLady]

14. Do your boobs hurt?

If so, I'd take that little stick test if I were you.

[Writer]

15. My boobs don't hurt.

My back and legs hurt, though!

I hope I don't need to take that little stick test. :O

[SPKrazy]

19. No, Should They?

oh, you weren't talking to me

never mind

:rofl: :rofl:

Poor writer

[SKKY]

18. You should stretch before and after your spinning class...

...I run quite a bit (25-35 miles a week), and I've never been as sore as I was after my first spinning class. Of course,
it would be in poor taste if I were to tell the lounge which part of my body (does that even qualify as a "part") hurt
more than any other.

[Writer]

21. We always stretch afterward - it's a part of the class.

I'm not sure why my back is in the condition it's in. It must be from the shoveling.

[SKKY]

23. You know those trimmers that have the blade on one side...

...and the wheel on the other that are used to trim the grass along sidewalks and whatnot? Well, one of those little
bastards had me bed-ridden for a week. Totally jacked up my back.