Anyone Else Do Stupid Silly Things Over and Over?

[SPKrazy]

Confess right here:

I have a tendency to pick up the sprayer at the sink with the water running and inevitably spray myself.

I've fallen off my porch twice- ouch! Lock the door, and turn around only to free fall 4 steps luckily landing on the grass!


Now let's hear some stupid things you do!


:woohoo: :applause: :woohoo:

[NMDemDist2]

1. i bought an old beater car for a daily driver and after having a "clicker"

for years, I never can seem to remember to have my keys in my hand to open the door.

much purse digging and gnashing of teeth ensues

and i've owned the dratted thing (lovely little gas sipper that it is-truly a sweet car) for almost 4 months!!

:banghead:

[SPKrazy]

2. I Used To Lose My Keys Regularly

I don't know how I stopped that but I did

;-)

[NMDemDist2]

5. i figured out if I put my keys in the same place everytime they NEVER

get lost!

D'oh!

[SPKrazy]

6. Maybe That's What I Did Too

cause they are always in the same place now

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

3. I keep letting myself get sucked into flamebait GD threads.

Doh!

[SPKrazy]

4. Easy To Do

I do that too, well I haven't done it in a while!

;-)

[femmocrat]

7. I can never find my glasses.

I always set them down and forget where.....

I have one of those light switches with three switches.... I always hit the wrong one.

I lose my car in the mall parking lot. I try to always park in about the same place (near a certain light pole). But if I park at a different entrance, I will "misplace" the car. I even have nightmares about not being able to find the car!

[NMDemDist2]

8. don't feel bad, I "lose" my glasses on the top of my head

:rofl:

i can't tell you how often I'd be roaming the house looking for my glasses when my dear hubby would say "they're right there on your head honey"

infact it happened so often that now when I start looking for my glasses the first thing i do is pat the top of my head

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

11. Oh Shoot!

I just realized I don't know where my glasses are right this minute either.

I haven't been wearing them- I am nearsighted, but not badly, and at the age of 45 I get prescribed bifocals for my first pair of glasses!

anyway, oh hell, I'll find them later!

:pals:

[NC_Nurse]

9. I spray myself too!

Who invented those crappy sprayers anyway? :D

I call my family members by the wrong names all the time. It's a weird brain fart thingie! I call my son my husband's name and my girls each others' names. I usually catch it halfway out and try to change it so I end up calling them some weird amalgam of the names. Ca-Lindsey or Dy-Jesse.

I always forget to read my posts so I always have to edit because I'm a terrible typist.

[SPKrazy]

10. Good To Know I'm Not The Only One

I do all those other things too!

;-)

[SeattleGirl]

17. My sisters and I call each other by the wrong sister's name all

the time. We've done it for so long we just respond to whatever name another sister uses. :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

12. Keep falling for guys....

hehehe.

No seriously, I'm constantly tripping over things, bruising my legs, I forget things a LOT. I'm always doing something incredibly stupid, it's almost guaranteed. lol.

[SPKrazy]

13. So Maybe...

you really are "tripping" for guys?

What was I responding to here?

:hide: :rofl: :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

14. They certainly do

trip me up on occasion. :rofl:

[swag]

15. You mean besides getting out of bed every day?

[UTUSN]

16. Yip, keep posting DISSENT in Fidel/Hugo-love threads & getting flamed for it

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/

[SPKrazy]

19. ROFL!

never do that!

:rofl: :rofl: :popcorn:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

18. Nope. I'm purfect and nevr make a mestake.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. Dial the number on my cellphone

without pushing "send".

[BikeWriter]

21. I got married three times.

:hurts:

[Quantess]

24. WHA...?

:rofl:
just kidding!

[BikeWriter]

25. Hee hee hee! Me, too. I enjoyed, uh... moments of being married.

:rofl:

[Nicole]

22. Try to answer the wrong phone

If my office phone rings I pick up the house phone. Or the other way around. I'm just glad the cell phone "rings" music or I would be answering that one too. :rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

23. I always

forget to make sure our tool box is shut, and sometimes it isn't and I pick it up and everything goes flying everywhere...

[Mutley]

I bump my head on my car door all the time.

I think I'm just too tall for my little car. :P

[cwydro]

26. Lock my keys in my car

I do this more than anyone alive, I am sure. Subsequently, I have many many extra sets and a close friend has an extra as well.:silly:

[youthere]

27. I always order the pork egg foo yong from the chinese restaraunt

in the next town (the only chinese food in a 30 mile radius)..it tastes REALLY good but I get horrible indigestion from it and I am up all night feeling awful, but every damn time "PORK EGG FOO YONG!PORK EGG FOO YONG!PORK EGG FOO YONG!PORK EGG FOO YONG!PORK EGG FOO YONG!"

stupid.