This is fall down funny! - Democratic Underground

politicaholic

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Wed Dec-13-06 04:32 PM
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This is fall down funny!

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Sequoia

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Wed Dec-13-06 04:47 PM
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1. Sent to all my single friends.

What if there were really cute hunks behind those photos.

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crim son

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Wed Dec-13-06 04:50 PM
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2. OOoh, a half price special!

I wonder if he comes fully equipped?

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plcdude

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Wed Dec-13-06 04:54 PM
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3. back away

just click out of here you don't need this.

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crim son

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Wed Dec-13-06 04:56 PM
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4. But I can afford him!

:cry:

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plcdude

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Wed Dec-13-06 05:01 PM
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7. I hope

you have adequate health insurance then.

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crim son

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Wed Dec-13-06 05:30 PM
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10. Okay, I've been persuaded.

Nobody's that lonely.

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graywarrior

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Wed Dec-13-06 04:56 PM
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5. I think Rueben spelled his name wrong.

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Kerrytravelers

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Wed Dec-13-06 04:59 PM
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6. I like the guy in the magic hat.

Edited on Wed Dec-13-06 05:00 PM by Kerrytravelers

:shrug: I got a thing for Harry Potter wannabes. :shrug:

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Ha Ha Ha Oh Wow

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Wed Dec-13-06 05:23 PM
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8. dad?

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Phillycat

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Wed Dec-13-06 05:27 PM
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9. ...

Name: Buzet

I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl.
Location: Romania

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Kerrytravelers

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Wed Dec-13-06 05:37 PM
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11. Dress a wound... this caught my attention, too.

I heard that you were feeling ill
Headache, fever and a chill
Well, I came to restore your pluck
'Cause I'm the nurse who likes to...

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Deja Q

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Wed Dec-13-06 05:38 PM
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12. Couldn't the single women check me out instead?

:beg:

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