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bbernardini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 07:35 PM Original message |
Best offensive joke you've heard lately? |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. From the motivational poster department: |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 07:44 PM Response to Original message |
2. What's two feet tall and hates sex? |
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boneygrey (651 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
3. West Virginia |
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La_Serpiente (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
4. why did raggedy ann get kicked out of the playpen? |
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SheilaT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 08:10 PM Response to Original message |
5. This from my 16 year old son: |
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b-ballgurl (64 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
6. yes |
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7th_Sephiroth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
7. yeah (you have been dually warned, offensive) |
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Dookus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 10:21 PM Response to Reply #7 |
19. LOL... |
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7th_Sephiroth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 10:59 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. i am the master |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-01-04 12:03 AM Response to Reply #25 |
31. Variation of that |
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Kamika (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
8. I dont think Ladies liked jesus |
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Wulfian (22 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 08:51 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Not according to Mary Magdelene |
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7th_Sephiroth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 09:00 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Jesus prolly got stoned alot |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-01-04 12:04 AM Response to Reply #10 |
32. who else would go to a wedding and use a miracle to make wine |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 09:26 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. Nah, what about the missing years? |
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Booberdawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
11. I can't tell you. It's too offensive for DU. |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 09:27 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. yeah |
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Dookus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 10:22 PM Response to Reply #11 |
20. Oh c'mon Boober... |
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Spirochete (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
12. How can you tell if your roomate is gay? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 09:35 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. That was bad!... |
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hedgetrimmer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
16. a bartender says to a guy a guy at the bar... |
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hedgetrimmer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 10:04 PM Response to Original message |
17. a priest, a drunk and a pedophile walked into a bar... |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 10:13 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. LOL |
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Dookus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 10:25 PM Response to Original message |
21. Not a joke... |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 11:59 PM Response to Reply #21 |
29. Holy Shit! |
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
22. What's black, and comes in a little white can? |
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Mandate My Ass (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 10:49 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart? |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 10:50 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. What do women on the beach say to Michael Jackson? |
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Valerie5555 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
26. Did you know what certain American department stores did in honor of |
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Valerie5555 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
27. Here's one I made up |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-31-03 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
28. Someone here |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-01-04 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
30. How do you circumsize a Republican? |
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HamstersFromHell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-01-04 12:28 AM Response to Original message |
33. Old one and a long one, but still one of my favorites... |
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